Well, shit: Kim Jong-il Threatens Fresh Nuclear Test

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Re: Well, shit: Kim Jong-il Threatens Fresh Nuclear Test

Post by charlou » Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:59 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:Can I be a robot instead? They have better lives and more respect.
They do indeed.

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Re: Well, shit: Kim Jong-il Threatens Fresh Nuclear Test

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:09 pm

klr wrote:
KJI wrote:Exprain prease this you say 'bat-shit'. Not fine in dictionary. Thank you.
:coffeespray: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious:

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Re: Well, shit: Kim Jong-il Threatens Fresh Nuclear Test

Post by KJI » Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:17 pm

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Re: Well, shit: Kim Jong-il Threatens Fresh Nuclear Test

Post by klr » Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:19 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
klr wrote:
KJI wrote:Exprain prease this you say 'bat-shit'. Not fine in dictionary. Thank you.
:coffeespray: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious:

Best. Sock. Puppet. Evah. :tup:

... and if it's not a puppet, then we're all doomed. :shifty:
The bat-shit North Koreans have bots out looking for sites that have Korean language posts. It's not surprising they found us.
The Taepodong-2 missile (range c. 10,000 km) could reach our web server, although it's accuracy (or lack thereof) is such that it would probably end up obliterating a sheep farm in south Wales. :eddy:
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Re: Well, shit: Kim Jong-il Threatens Fresh Nuclear Test

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:22 pm

klr wrote:The Taepodong-2 missile (range c. 10,000 km) could reach our web server, although it's accuracy (or lack thereof) is such that it would probably end up obliterating a sheep farm in south Wales. :eddy:

I'm not sure which would be the greatest loss.
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Post by klr » Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:23 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
klr wrote:The Taepodong-2 missile (range c. 10,000 km) could reach our web server, although it's accuracy (or lack thereof) is such that it would probably end up obliterating a sheep farm in south Wales. :eddy:

I'm not sure which would be the greatest loss.
"There are many sheep, but there is only one rationalia ..."
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klr wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
klr wrote:The Taepodong-2 missile (range c. 10,000 km) could reach our web server, although it's accuracy (or lack thereof) is such that it would probably end up obliterating a sheep farm in south Wales. :eddy:

I'm not sure which would be the greatest loss.
"There are many sheep, but there is only one rationalia ..."
Even now, beneath a North Korean mountain, that is being engraved on a Taepodong-2 missile.....
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

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Re: Well, shit: Kim Jong-il Threatens Fresh Nuclear Test

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:30 pm

klr wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
klr wrote:
KJI wrote:Exprain prease this you say 'bat-shit'. Not fine in dictionary. Thank you.
:coffeespray: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious:

Best. Sock. Puppet. Evah. :tup:

... and if it's not a puppet, then we're all doomed. :shifty:
The bat-shit North Koreans have bots out looking for sites that have Korean language posts. It's not surprising they found us.
The Taepodong-2 missile (range c. 10,000 km) could reach our web server, although it's accuracy (or lack thereof) is such that it would probably end up obliterating a sheep farm in south Wales. :eddy:
...and ruining Pappa's sex life in the process. :cry:
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Re: Well, shit: Kim Jong-il Threatens Fresh Nuclear Test

Post by klr » Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:34 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
klr wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
klr wrote:
KJI wrote:Exprain prease this you say 'bat-shit'. Not fine in dictionary. Thank you.
:coffeespray: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious:

Best. Sock. Puppet. Evah. :tup:

... and if it's not a puppet, then we're all doomed. :shifty:
The bat-shit North Koreans have bots out looking for sites that have Korean language posts. It's not surprising they found us.
The Taepodong-2 missile (range c. 10,000 km) could reach our web server, although it's accuracy (or lack thereof) is such that it would probably end up obliterating a sheep farm in south Wales. :eddy:
...and ruining Pappa's sex life in the process. :cry:
:rimshot:

... I wondered who'd be first to respond to the obvious set-up. :tup:
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Re: Well, shit: Kim Jong-il Threatens Fresh Nuclear Test

Post by charlou » Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:35 pm

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Re: Well, shit: Kim Jong-il Threatens Fresh Nuclear Test

Post by klr » Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:37 pm

Oh sweet Jesus, what have I done ... :nono:


I have only myself to blame for the impending derail. :ddpan:
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Re: Well, shit: Kim Jong-il Threatens Fresh Nuclear Test

Post by charlou » Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:38 pm

3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
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Re: Well, shit: Kim Jong-il Threatens Fresh Nuclear Test

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:39 pm

klr wrote:Oh sweet Jesus, what have I done ... :nono:


I have only myself to blame for the impending derail. :ddpan:
I've already seen a newsflash about Welsh sheep being herded into a Cold War bunker under Cardiff....as a precaution.......
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:40 pm

Charlou wrote: :sshag:


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Post by klr » Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:41 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
klr wrote:Oh sweet Jesus, what have I done ... :nono:


I have only myself to blame for the impending derail. :ddpan:
I've already seen a newsflash about Welsh sheep being herded into a Cold War bunker under Cardiff....as a precaution.......
Come on now, Pappa isn't that bad. :lol:
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