Death By Dog: North Korean Speciality

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Re: Death By Dog: North Korean Speciality

Post by Audley Strange » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:38 pm

I'm beginning to think North Korea is actually Detroit.
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Re: Death By Dog: North Korean Speciality

Post by FBM » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:44 pm

:spray: Except that there are packs of wild dogs in Detroit.
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Re: Death By Dog: North Korean Speciality

Post by Audley Strange » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:52 pm

Exactly and Kim Gang Goo fed his uncle to them.
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Post by FBM » Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:05 pm

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Re: Death By Dog: North Korean Speciality

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Jan 03, 2014 4:38 pm

They probably tried feeding the blighters to some cats, but they objected to the type of dry biscuit the prisoners had been covered with and wandered off.
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Re: Death By Dog: North Korean Speciality

Post by FBM » Fri Jan 03, 2014 4:41 pm

:lol:
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Re: Death By Dog: North Korean Speciality

Post by JimC » Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:18 pm

Folk, you've made an absolute dog's dinner of this thread... :nono:
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Re: Death By Dog: North Korean Speciality

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:42 pm

Turns out not to be true after all, initial dogcecution story came from Chinese satirist. He was actually pecked to death by herons.
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Re: Death By Dog: North Korean Speciality

Post by Calilasseia » Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:28 pm

You'd think that a régime with the past experience of North Korea would be a bit more inventive with respect to the matter of cruel and unusual punishments. Dogs? Nah. If you want something that would really put the shits up people, try having your enemies eaten alive from the inside out by Cochliomyia hominivorax. If you want real terror, you can't beat invertebrates.

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Re: Death By Dog: North Korean Speciality

Post by FBM » Mon Jan 06, 2014 9:22 pm

I wonder if it's possible to kill someone by forcing them to eat Trinidad Moruga Scorpions...
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Re: Death By Dog: North Korean Speciality

Post by colubridae » Mon Jan 06, 2014 10:39 pm

It's just NK's hunger games. :hehe:
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Re: Death By Dog: North Korean Speciality

Post by Calilasseia » Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:09 am

Apparently the ultimate torture food now is the Carolina Reaper ...

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Re: Death By Dog: North Korean Speciality

Post by FBM » Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:00 am

Looks like quite a contender...
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