14-yo Hires Hooker, Is Robbed Of Piggy Bank

[pErvinalia]

I'm pretty sure one of my neighbours is a hooker. Just got to work out which one it is.

[JimC]

I'm pretty sure one of my neighbours is a hooker. Just got to work out which one it is.

Maybe she has a computer with problems that need fixing...

Trade is the way to go...

[FBM]

What makes you think one's a hooker, rEv? Lots of different dudes visiting?

[pErvinalia]

They seem to work strange and varying hours, dress provocatively, and one of them has a massive boob job and always looks tired. The other one (the nudist Asian one) has a very large tough dude who visits every now and then (and would appear to maybe own the house) but is never seen with her. It's all very strange. Basically, most of my neighbours, both male and female are somewhat mysterious and strange. And to tell you the truth, I'm pretty sure they think the same of me. No one seems to work a regular full-time job around here. One neighbour barely leaves his house, and his yard is an uncut jungle. He plays an electric drum kit late at night with the base turned up annoyingly loud. (I thought the great feature of an electric drum kit is that you can hook headphones to it and not annoy anyone else).

[FBM]

Hmm. OK, try this. Walk over there with a fifth of Jack Daniels at 3 a.m. If they let you in, you're right.

[pErvinalia]

The naked asian lady house (that's what it's forthwith known as ) is really strange. Lights go on and off at all hours of the night. And sometimes the back door is open in the middle of the night even when it's pissing down raining or getting cold. I just can't work out what goes on in that house. The big dude shows up at random times. But it's extremely quiet over there. Most of the other neighbours listen to loud music now and then. The naked lady house has no noise at all coming from it. The other weird thing is it's a medium sized house, but she seems to live in the front entrance room (i.e. not a bedroom, but the area that surrounds the front door). I promise I'm not a voyeur, but I do get a strange fascination out of trying to work out what all my neighbours do.

[FBM]

Meth lab?

[Bella Fortuna]

rEv - your book is here, waiting to be written!

[Svartalf]

Why does a 14 year old boy have an Ipad and enough money for a hooker?

Why not, if his folks are wealthy of if he worked for them?

Damn, he deserved better than that.

[Svartalf]

Let this be a lesson to you, young man. Wait till your wedding night, after marrying a good christian girl in church!

And stop that other thing, too! You'll go blind and get hairy palms...

I'm a werewolf, I had the unibrow and hairy palms before I started abusing myself

[Cormac]

The naked asian lady house (that's what it's forthwith known as ) is really strange. Lights go on and off at all hours of the night. And sometimes the back door is open in the middle of the night even when it's pissing down raining or getting cold. I just can't work out what goes on in that house. The big dude shows up at random times. But it's extremely quiet over there. Most of the other neighbours listen to loud music now and then. The naked lady house has no noise at all coming from it. The other weird thing is it's a medium sized house, but she seems to live in the front entrance room (i.e. not a bedroom, but the area that surrounds the front door). I promise I'm not a voyeur, but I do get a strange fascination out of trying to work out what all my neighbours do.

At least in Rear Window, he had the excuse of a broken leg.


Mind you...keep it up, and youight have that excuse too!

[Tyrannical]

Poor kid probably just wanted to arrange his first time. Gonna be embarrassing around the halls of his school after this...

Chicago is a crime ridden shit hole, they already have no shame.

[pErvinalia]

The naked asian lady house (that's what it's forthwith known as ) is really strange. Lights go on and off at all hours of the night. And sometimes the back door is open in the middle of the night even when it's pissing down raining or getting cold. I just can't work out what goes on in that house. The big dude shows up at random times. But it's extremely quiet over there. Most of the other neighbours listen to loud music now and then. The naked lady house has no noise at all coming from it. The other weird thing is it's a medium sized house, but she seems to live in the front entrance room (i.e. not a bedroom, but the area that surrounds the front door). I promise I'm not a voyeur, but I do get a strange fascination out of trying to work out what all my neighbours do.

Of course, 30 minutes after I posted this, I went outside to my car, and the big dude had music on and was cleaning the front room. Must have been lots of jizz on the walls.

[JimC]

Be careful, rEv - the whole thing comes across as the first chapter of one of those crime novels where murder succeeds murder...

[pErvinalia]

It's too quiet for murder to be going on over there. It could be a safe house for Chinese spies.