Northern Ireland: Eire - Please have it! Please!

[Callan]

Could we perhaps set it adrift...? Though it would probably just end up crashing into the Isle of Man.

[klr]

I've cracked my knuckles from punching my car radio this morning, after a debate between professional ass and Democratic Unionist Party MP Jeffrey Donaldson and a woman from a pro-abortion charity. Currently, apart from cases where the health of the mother is in danger, abortions are illegal in Northern Ireland and women have to travel to England. This can be expensive and risky.

Jeffrey Donaldson's reason for retaining this law? He's the most popular politician in
Northern Ireland and anyone wanting to change the law should stand as an MP against him.

He came across as an arrogant and insufferable clod. Well, he's a DUP member so no surprise there.

Eire - I don't want these people in the UK! Please take Northern Ireland. We'll throw in Bermuda as a sweetener.

Eire?

And no, we're not taking NI, not while it's populated by all those nut-jobs. Both varieties.

However, if you throw in St. Helena, we might reconsider. We need somewhere to send our errant leaders that have fallen from grace.

[Clinton Huxley]

Deal! KLR, it's yours!

[klr]

Deal! KLR, it's yours!

Send NI to us via the Royal Mail. With luck, it'll get stuck somewhere in a sorting office for all eternity. But send us Bermuda & St. Helena by courier.

[Clinton Huxley]

Deal! KLR, it's yours!

Send NI to us via the Royal Mail. With luck, it'll get stuck somewhere in a sorting office for all eternity. But send us Bermuda & St. Helena by courier.

Paco is on the way...

[Svartalf]

Take back your proddies, nobody sane wants them, and not even the Irish are insane enow to desire and keep them... time to take the orange out of the flag.

[Clinton Huxley]

Take back your proddies, nobody sane wants them, and not even the Irish are insane enow to desire and keep them... time to take the orange out of the flag.

Could be a department of France.....you were keen enough to invade the place in the past....

[Svartalf]

Only to give it back to the Irish, we already got our own bunch of parpaillots.
Your idea of ssending them to the falklands has merit though, maybe Pitcairn?

[Clinton Huxley]

Only to give it back to the Irish, we already got our own bunch of parpaillots.
Your idea of ssending them to the falklands has merit though, maybe Pitcairn?

I think they'd like the Falklands. They'd get to vent their spleen at all the papists in S.America. Not sure the Falkland Islanders would be too pleased but there is a lot of uninhabitable bog on the Falklands to stick these eejits in.

[Callan]

Only to give it back to the Irish, we already got our own bunch of parpaillots.
Your idea of ssending them to the falklands has merit though, maybe Pitcairn?

I think they'd like the Falklands. They'd get to vent their spleen at all the papists in S.America. Not sure the Falkland Islanders would be too pleased but there is a lot of uninhabitable bog on the Falklands to stick these eejits in.

Gosh, yes. An entire continent of Papists to fulminate against! They'd think they'd come unto the Promised Land.

[Clinton Huxley]

They could march around the wilds of the Falkland Islands, banging their drums, and if the powers that be "happen to forget" to give them a map of where the Falkland War era minefields are, well, that's a mistake anyone could make.

[klr]

They could march around the wilds of the Falkland Islands, banging their drums, and if the powers that be "happen to forget" to give them a map of where the Falkland War era minefields are, well, that's a mistake anyone could make.

Wait until the penguins launch a massed attack.

[Coito ergo sum]

It seems you have a lot of ire about this issue.

[Robert_S]

They could march around the wilds of the Falkland Islands, banging their drums, and if the powers that be "happen to forget" to give them a map of where the Falkland War era minefields are, well, that's a mistake anyone could make.

Wait until the penguins launch a massed attack.

Are penguins Catholic?

[Clinton Huxley]

They could march around the wilds of the Falkland Islands, banging their drums, and if the powers that be "happen to forget" to give them a map of where the Falkland War era minefields are, well, that's a mistake anyone could make.

Wait until the penguins launch a massed attack.

Are penguins Catholic?

They eat fish on Good Friday and never use condoms....