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Re: Pope To Resign?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:27 am

Maybe he's changed his mind about Jesus.
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Re: Pope To Resign?

Post by Red Celt » Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:27 am

"The 85-year-old Pope is to resign at the end of this month in an entirely unexpected development, saying he is too old continue."

Too old? It's meant to be until death. Talk about lacking commitment to "the almighty".
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Post by Faithfree » Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:28 am

Perhaps the news is out that he's been posting on Rationalia under the nick Santa_Claus? :coffee:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:31 am

I'm guessing it's Alzheimer's - "In the name of the Father, err...the other one and....what are you doing in my house?!?" is never going to cut the mustard.
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Re: Pope To Resign?

Post by cronus » Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:32 am

One way of avoiding becoming a stuffed exhibit in a glass case after death?
What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:32 am

Still, anyone fancy applying? I hear you get a great underwear allowance.
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:36 am

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:37 am

Horsemeat in the wafer scandal.
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Re: Pope To Resign?

Post by Red Celt » Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:37 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Job comes with a car.
No pension plan, though... because you're meant to die in the job (he said, looking at the wimp in the pointy hat).
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:38 am

Maybe he watched The Da Vinci Code and lost the will to live.
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Re: Pope To Resign?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:38 am

When are they going to come out and admit that anyone who wasn't actually fucking little kids was involved in hiding the fact that their co-workers were fucking little kids?
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:39 am

He's resigned to spend more time with someone else's young family.
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Re: Pope To Resign?

Post by Faithfree » Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:40 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:I'm guessing it's Alzheimer's - "In the name of the Father, err...the other one and....what are you doing in my house?!?" is never going to cut the mustard.
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Re: Pope To Resign?

Post by Callan » Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:40 am

First resignation in 600 years.

Quitter.

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Re: Pope To Resign?

Post by Red Celt » Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:41 am

A good reason to post this. And it doesn't get posted enough.

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