Tough Day for Violent Pooping Masturbator

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Re: Tough Day for Violent Pooping Masturbator

Post by cronus » Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:44 pm

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Scrumple wrote:Been on the zombie flesh eater pills for far too long and was just building up to the grand finale? :food:
So, he was doping?
That's a theory....?
Why?
What's the alternative then....? Poor upbringing?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:52 pm

Scrumple wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Scrumple wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Scrumple wrote:Been on the zombie flesh eater pills for far too long and was just building up to the grand finale? :food:
So, he was doping?
That's a theory....?
Why?
What's the alternative then....? Poor upbringing?
Um, when did you start thinking my posts have a logic attached?
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Post by Mysturji » Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:07 pm

Why does this thread remind me of the "Shit wank fairy" video from rathergood.com?
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Post by Tyrannical » Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:09 pm

Story wouldn't have been as funny if he were shot and killed.

Or would it :ask:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:14 pm

Mysturji wrote:Why does this thread remind me of the "Shit wank fairy" video from rathergood.com?
There's a cam video of a landlord who broke into his tenants' apartments and, among other things, shit in their food stored in the refrigerator. Why he thought such behavior would go undetected forever is still a mystery to me.
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Fri Jan 25, 2013 5:07 pm

We should at least ask him if he wants to prospect for us.
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Post by mistermack » Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:44 pm

It's good to know there is one Florida gun-owner who's not a wanker.

Mind you, I'd be looking for the video camera, not the gun.
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Post by Jason » Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:13 pm

She shot at him, but missed.

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Post by laklak » Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:33 pm

Fucking pistols, just not accurate enough. Should have listened to Biden and used a double-barreled shotgun.
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Post by mistermack » Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:43 pm

There was absolutely no need to shoot at him.

Even though he wasn't hit, he still bit the dust.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:53 pm

Why do you believe that mistermack? He jumped off their roof onto the husband pushing him to the ground. At what point during this encounter did he earn from them a compassionate consideration for his safety? Why do all these victims owe their attackers so much? I don't get it.

Having said that, I doubt I would want to shoot him either. But what I would do hardly matters.

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Post by laklak » Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:06 pm

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Nobody said what he does at the carnival. Whatever he does, I bet it's quite a display of...something or other. :?
Probably the Geek. Sits in a cage covered in his own shit and jizz and bites the heads off live chickens. Not for everybody, of course, but it's a living.
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Post by mistermack » Sun Jan 27, 2013 1:05 am

Sean Hayden wrote:Why do you believe that mistermack? He jumped off their roof onto the husband pushing him to the ground. At what point during this encounter did he earn from them a compassionate consideration for his safety? Why do all these victims owe their attackers so much? I don't get it.

Having said that, I doubt I would want to shoot him either. But what I would do hardly matters.
I don't know about you, but people don't need to earn compassion from me. Maybe I'm a bit odd.
But I prefer the company of people who only kill as a last resort. I'm just weird that way.
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Post by SteveB » Sun Jan 27, 2013 1:11 am

Obviously a bit crazy, so shooting at him should be a last resort.
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