What's the alternative then....? Poor upbringing?Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Why?Scrumple wrote:That's a theory....?Gawdzilla Sama wrote:So, he was doping?Scrumple wrote:Been on the zombie flesh eater pills for far too long and was just building up to the grand finale?
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What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?
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Um, when did you start thinking my posts have a logic attached?Scrumple wrote:What's the alternative then....? Poor upbringing?Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Why?Scrumple wrote:That's a theory....?Gawdzilla Sama wrote:So, he was doping?Scrumple wrote:Been on the zombie flesh eater pills for far too long and was just building up to the grand finale?
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Why does this thread remind me of the "Shit wank fairy" video from rathergood.com?
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Story wouldn't have been as funny if he were shot and killed.
Or would it
Or would it
A rational skeptic should be able to discuss and debate anything, no matter how much they may personally disagree with that point of view. Discussing a subject is not agreeing with it, but understanding it.
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There's a cam video of a landlord who broke into his tenants' apartments and, among other things, shit in their food stored in the refrigerator. Why he thought such behavior would go undetected forever is still a mystery to me.Mysturji wrote:Why does this thread remind me of the "Shit wank fairy" video from rathergood.com?
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We should at least ask him if he wants to prospect for us.
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It's good to know there is one Florida gun-owner who's not a wanker.
Mind you, I'd be looking for the video camera, not the gun.
Mind you, I'd be looking for the video camera, not the gun.
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She shot at him, but missed.
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Fucking pistols, just not accurate enough. Should have listened to Biden and used a double-barreled shotgun.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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There was absolutely no need to shoot at him.
Even though he wasn't hit, he still bit the dust.
Even though he wasn't hit, he still bit the dust.
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Why do you believe that mistermack? He jumped off their roof onto the husband pushing him to the ground. At what point during this encounter did he earn from them a compassionate consideration for his safety? Why do all these victims owe their attackers so much? I don't get it.
Having said that, I doubt I would want to shoot him either. But what I would do hardly matters.
Having said that, I doubt I would want to shoot him either. But what I would do hardly matters.
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“Starting as if in the good old-fashioned Two-Step, the dancers suddenly let go hands, the man slipping behind his fair companion, there is a little step and a hop, something like a turkey might be expected to do, then a fresh grip around the waist of the young lady, the man snuggles up ever so closely behind her and they hop, skip and jump and half run along.”
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Probably the Geek. Sits in a cage covered in his own shit and jizz and bites the heads off live chickens. Not for everybody, of course, but it's a living.JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Nobody said what he does at the carnival. Whatever he does, I bet it's quite a display of...something or other.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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I don't know about you, but people don't need to earn compassion from me. Maybe I'm a bit odd.Sean Hayden wrote:Why do you believe that mistermack? He jumped off their roof onto the husband pushing him to the ground. At what point during this encounter did he earn from them a compassionate consideration for his safety? Why do all these victims owe their attackers so much? I don't get it.
Having said that, I doubt I would want to shoot him either. But what I would do hardly matters.
But I prefer the company of people who only kill as a last resort. I'm just weird that way.
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Obviously a bit crazy, so shooting at him should be a last resort.
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