25 million ready for the End in USA this week.
Re: 25 million ready for the End in USA this week.
Believers should put their money where their mouths are. In my estimation, the best way to do that is to give all their money to unbelievers just before the dreaded event.
You know, believers, so you can mock the unbelievers when they realize, belatedly, that they won't be spending any of your money.
Aw, come on, it will be fun mocking me. Give me some.
You know, believers, so you can mock the unbelievers when they realize, belatedly, that they won't be spending any of your money.
Aw, come on, it will be fun mocking me. Give me some.
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Re: 25 million ready for the End in USA this week.
Yup, all their money and all their worldly goods.Toontown wrote:Believers should put their money where their mouths are. In my estimation, the best way to do that is to give all their money to unbelievers just before the dreaded event.
You know, believers, so you can mock the unbelievers when they realize, belatedly, that they won't be spending any of your money.
Aw, come on, it will be fun mocking me. Give me some.
Speaking of which, is that service for taking care of pets of "raptured" owners still running I wonder?
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Re: 25 million ready for the End in USA this week.
Eternal Earth-Bound Pets is out of business:klr wrote:... Speaking of which, is that service for taking care of pets of "raptured" owners still running I wonder?
The owner of a business who claimed he would provide atheist rescuers for Christians' pets left behind in the Rapture now says his service was an elaborate hoax and never had any clients.
Bart Centre, who lives in New Hampshire, came clean after the state Insurance Department delivered a subpoena because he appeared to be engaged in "unauthorized business of insurance" through his Eternal Earth-Bound Pets business.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/2 ... 72547.html
But Google rapture pet care and there are other active sites.
Re: 25 million ready for the End in USA this week.
A lot of money to made off the ignorant and gullible. Like when the earth passed through the tail of Halley's comet and fools rushed to by 'anti-comet pills' from hucksters in droves. Over one hundred years later people are still as ignorant and gullible.
I suggest marketing an anti-Mayan pill quick. Get the ShamWow guy to do the infomercial.
I suggest marketing an anti-Mayan pill quick. Get the ShamWow guy to do the infomercial.
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There is a hurricane over Fiji right now.
Its path has been tracked and predicted to pass over my house on Sunday 23rd. Does this mean I do not need to batten down my house after all?
Its path has been tracked and predicted to pass over my house on Sunday 23rd. Does this mean I do not need to batten down my house after all?
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I will be damned annoyed if the apocalypse occurs - I've been painting the bathroom!
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I just got done fumigating ours.JimC wrote:I will be damned annoyed if the apocalypse occurs - I've been painting the bathroom!
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