You're not thinking of Pythagoras are you?Strontium Dog wrote:I'm sure Socrates was a vegetarianFBM wrote:"The unbaconated life is not worth living." Socrates.
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Or was it Isoceles
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"I would rather die on my belly than live on my knees." Sum Smartfeller.FBM wrote:"The unbaconated life is not worth living." Socrates.
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You sure can, but gotta hand it to bacon for being so darn inspirational.FBM wrote:Thanks, Eddie. I can be one poetic motherfucker at times, eh?
It deserves a poem and if I was slightly more skilled with my English I'd give it a try, but I'm afraid it might be too cheesy...
Bacon and eggs - can't feel my legs, cholesterol high - not afraid to die... Something like that...
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Share the bacon 'round,
Fry it nice and brown.
Share the bacon 'round,
Fry it nice and brown.
Love to eat it,
love to eat it!
Fry it nice and brown.
Share the bacon 'round,
Fry it nice and brown.
Love to eat it,
love to eat it!
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Nice one Gawdzilla... 
Oh dear bacon you're so sweet
So much more than piece of meat
Eating makes me feel so strong
To hate bacon is oh so wrong...
Oh dear bacon you're so sweet
So much more than piece of meat
Eating makes me feel so strong
To hate bacon is oh so wrong...
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"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Oh bacon, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey bacon (huff huff), hey bacon (huff huff)
Oh bacon, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey bacon (huff huff) hey bacon
Oh bacon, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey bacon (huff huff) hey bacon
Oh bacon, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey bacon (huff huff) hey bacon
Hey bacon!
You've been around all night and I'm a little hungry
You think you've got the fat but I think you've got the rind
Why can't you say breakfast so you can take me home, bacon
Hmmmm. Needs works.
hey bacon (huff huff), hey bacon (huff huff)
Oh bacon, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey bacon (huff huff) hey bacon
Oh bacon, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey bacon (huff huff) hey bacon
Oh bacon, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey bacon (huff huff) hey bacon
Hey bacon!
You've been around all night and I'm a little hungry
You think you've got the fat but I think you've got the rind
Why can't you say breakfast so you can take me home, bacon
Hmmmm. Needs works.
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Maybe if it were put to the tune of a less despicable song...
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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Micky Dolenz loved it.FBM wrote:Maybe if it were put to the tune of a less despicable song...
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I beg to differ.Strontium Dog wrote:I'm sure Socrates was a vegetarianFBM wrote:"The unbaconated life is not worth living." Socrates.
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"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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That bacon gonna be the death of ya, boy!
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Gawdzilla wrote:That bacon gonna be the death of ya, boy!
Small price...
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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He who noms last, noms best.FBM wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:That bacon gonna be the death of ya, boy!
Small price...
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"That bacon, which does not kill us, makes us stronger." - Nietzsche.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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"I regret that I have only one bacon to nom for my country."FBM wrote:"That bacon, which does not kill us, makes us stronger." - Nietzsche.
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