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by JimC » Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:44 am
FBM wrote:This isn't about Ozzy and family, is it?
I thought it was...
A deadly exudate is leaking from the festering, zombie-like bodies of Ozzy and his family, and is slowly poisoning someone in the UK, possibly Pensioner...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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by FBM » Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:24 am
JimC wrote:FBM wrote:This isn't about Ozzy and family, is it?
I thought it was...
A deadly exudate is leaking from the festering, zombie-like bodies of Ozzy and his family, and is slowly poisoning someone in the UK, possibly Pensioner...
I imagine Pen's immune system has had so much experience at his age that it would be up to even that challenge.

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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Jun 05, 2011 2:39 pm
I thought Ozzy was using leeches on some poor guy in hospital. Sadly, it's worse than that.

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