Ladies - never leave your beverage alone....

[rachelbean]

Fullerton is my hometown

Is there a rash of men masturbating into women's drink bottles there?

Yeah, all my friends do it. I thought it was normal

[Pappa]

Fullerton is my hometown

Is there a rash of men masturbating into women's drink bottles there?

Yeah, all my friends do it. I thought it was normal

I always suspected that Viking was a bottle spunker.

[stripes4]

I once rubbed a man's cereal bar on my left nipple. I was never caught.

[Coito ergo sum]

I once rubbed a man's cereal bar on my left nipple. I was never caught.

Aaaaahhhh haaaaaaa!!!

....I knew there was something nipply about that cereal bar....

[stripes4]

I once rubbed a man's cereal bar on my left nipple. I was never caught.

Aaaaahhhh haaaaaaa!!!

....I knew there was something nipply about that cereal bar....

It was the nuts. I couldn't help myself

[Coito ergo sum]

I once rubbed a man's cereal bar on my left nipple. I was never caught.

Aaaaahhhh haaaaaaa!!!

....I knew there was something nipply about that cereal bar....

It was the nuts. I couldn't help myself

Makes one wonder about one's coworkers.... this guy said that he needed to ejaculate in the woman's water, because she was attractive and there was no way he could get together with an attractive woman - so since her lips touched the bottle, he had to ejaculate into it.... there's a boat load of psychological problems entwined in all that..... [shudder]

[stripes4]

I once rubbed a man's cereal bar on my left nipple. I was never caught.

Aaaaahhhh haaaaaaa!!!

....I knew there was something nipply about that cereal bar....

It was the nuts. I couldn't help myself

Makes one wonder about one's coworkers.... this guy said that he needed to ejaculate in the woman's water, because she was attractive and there was no way he could get together with an attractive woman - so since her lips touched the bottle, he had to ejaculate into it.... there's a boat load of psychological problems entwined in all that..... [shudder]

All seems perfectly normal to me...

[Coito ergo sum]

I once rubbed a man's cereal bar on my left nipple. I was never caught.

Aaaaahhhh haaaaaaa!!!

....I knew there was something nipply about that cereal bar....

It was the nuts. I couldn't help myself

Makes one wonder about one's coworkers.... this guy said that he needed to ejaculate in the woman's water, because she was attractive and there was no way he could get together with an attractive woman - so since her lips touched the bottle, he had to ejaculate into it.... there's a boat load of psychological problems entwined in all that..... [shudder]

All seems perfectly normal to me...

In that case...may I borrow your water bottle for a few minutes? I'll bring it right back...

[maiforpeace]

Next time he should try the soup, he could pawn it off as Egg Flower.

[hadespussercats]

Next time he should try the soup, he could pawn it off as Egg Flower.

Ewwww...

I've always thought that about egg drop soup, though.

[Rum]

I'm sorry. I read 'beavera..'..Never mind.

[mistermack]

I can't see why this should be illegal in the USA. After all, this is the country that invented Coca Cola. If they will drink that, you'd think spunk in the water would be considered relatively wholesome.
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[Berthold]

When I saw the thread title I thought it would be about knockout drops.

[Geoff]

How does she know what semen tastes like?

She was a member at RDF?

[Coito ergo sum]

I can't see why this should be illegal in the USA. After all, this is the country that invented Coca Cola. If they will drink that, you'd think spunk in the water would be considered relatively wholesome.
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It's always gotta come down to a crack on the United States, ay?