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Re: American Stupidity

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:43 pm

mistermack wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:everything is black and white, no further thought required.
There's many a true word spoken in jest. I think we just had a glimpse of the real Gawdzilla there.
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Then you're even denser than I thought.
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Re: American Stupidity

Post by Hermit » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:02 pm

mistermack wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:everything is black and white, no further thought required.
There's many a true word spoken in jest. I think we just had a glimpse of the real Gawdzilla there.
'Zilla got you Image.
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Re: American Stupidity

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:06 pm

Seraph wrote:
mistermack wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:everything is black and white, no further thought required.
There's many a true word spoken in jest. I think we just had a glimpse of the real Gawdzilla there.
'Zilla got you Image.
It wasn't hard, literalists are easy.
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Re: American Stupidity

Post by Ayaan » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:15 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Seraph wrote:
mistermack wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:everything is black and white, no further thought required.
There's many a true word spoken in jest. I think we just had a glimpse of the real Gawdzilla there.
'Zilla got you Image.
It wasn't hard, literalists are easy.
Going for the low-hanging fruit, dear? :hehe:
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Re: American Stupidity

Post by Meekychuppet » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:18 pm

Whilst poking fun at Americans is a good laugh, this thread is just stupid.
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Re: American Stupidity

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:19 pm

Ayaan wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Seraph wrote:
mistermack wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:everything is black and white, no further thought required.
There's many a true word spoken in jest. I think we just had a glimpse of the real Gawdzilla there.
'Zilla got you Image.
It wasn't hard, literalists are easy.
Going for the low-hanging fruit, dear? :hehe:
Low-hanging froot loops...
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Re: American Stupidity

Post by Ayaan » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:25 pm

Ayaan wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Seraph wrote:
mistermack wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:everything is black and white, no further thought required.
There's many a true word spoken in jest. I think we just had a glimpse of the real Gawdzilla there.
'Zilla got you Image.
It wasn't hard, literalists are easy.
Going for the low-hanging fruit, dear? :hehe:
Bella Fortuna wrote:Low-hanging froot loops...
Well, it is breakfast time here at Castle 'Zilla.
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Re: American Stupidity

Post by mistermack » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:16 pm

Ayaan wrote:Going for the low-hanging fruit, dear? :hehe:
No other option for Gawdzilla, I'm afraid.
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Re: American Stupidity

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:21 pm

mistermack wrote:
Ayaan wrote:Going for the low-hanging fruit, dear? :hehe:
No other option for Gawdzilla, I'm afraid.
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Which makes you a very endangered species.
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Re: American Stupidity

Post by Ayaan » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:26 pm

mistermack wrote:
Ayaan wrote:Going for the low-hanging fruit, dear? :hehe:
No other option for Gawdzilla, I'm afraid.
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No, it was just lack of caffeine. Takes a lot of coffee to get a mutant 121.92-meter fire-breathing lizard-thingy rolling in the morning. :hehe:
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Re: American Stupidity

Post by FBM » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:29 pm

Hey, I'm American. Can I be stoopid next?
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Re: American Stupidity

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:29 pm

FBM wrote:Hey, I'm American. Can I be stoopid next?
Get in line.
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Re: American Stupidity

Post by FBM » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:42 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote:Hey, I'm American. Can I be stoopid next?
Get in line.
Waiting in line is definitely not the American way. :wtf:
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Re: American Stupidity

Post by Azathoth » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:44 pm

This thread needs a good dose of conspiracy theory. What is really going on in the salt barns. My money is on the storage of super secret reptilian mind control chemicals that they can spray around in the winter
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

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Re: American Stupidity

Post by mistermack » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:49 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
mistermack wrote:
Ayaan wrote:Going for the low-hanging fruit, dear? :hehe:
No other option for Gawdzilla, I'm afraid.
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Which makes you a very endangered species.
Oh dear, does that mean you're still growing?
Actually, that explains a hell of a lot.
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