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Post by Scot Dutchy » Tue Feb 04, 2020 3:18 pm

An app on a telephone must be one of the most insecure methods of communication and on one that had not been tested is really the...
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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Svartalf » Tue Feb 04, 2020 3:21 pm

well, I'm not attending that event if they are going to piss in the mash tuns...
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Post by Svartalf » Tue Feb 04, 2020 3:22 pm

Scot Dutchy wrote:
Tue Feb 04, 2020 3:18 pm
An app on a telephone must be one of the most insecure methods of communication and on one that had not been tested is really the...
Fully agree, said as much somewhere, apparently not on this forum.
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Post by laklak » Tue Feb 04, 2020 3:25 pm

I know, honestly. Fuck, the incompetence is staggering. But I shouldn't be surprised, the Dems spent 5 BILLION on a simple insurance website and couldn't get that to work. All it did, basically, was edit some minor data input and then transfer you to a different website. I could have built and tested it in literally 3 months with two good programmers. I'd have done it for just 1 billion. I need to call these numbnut motherfuckers, offer my services. I could use a bigger boat.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Tue Feb 04, 2020 3:30 pm

"In the land of the blind, one eye is still god". How many major IT projects go tits up? It always amazes me.
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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Feb 04, 2020 4:11 pm

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If you can't build an app that will handle 1600 or so inputs then you're not smart. Probably got them a Certificate in Programmering.

These people couldn't organize a fucking piss-up in a brewery.
Bullshit. Developing for today's mobile devices is a crapshoot. Nobody gets it right. They certainly shouldn't have relied on an actual election for testing.
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Post by Joe » Tue Feb 04, 2020 4:36 pm

laklak wrote:
Tue Feb 04, 2020 3:25 pm
I know, honestly. Fuck, the incompetence is staggering. But I shouldn't be surprised, the Dems spent 5 BILLION on a simple insurance website and couldn't get that to work. All it did, basically, was edit some minor data input and then transfer you to a different website. I could have built and tested it in literally 3 months with two good programmers. I'd have done it for just 1 billion. I need to call these numbnut motherfuckers, offer my services. I could use a bigger boat.
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Post by Tero » Tue Feb 04, 2020 4:47 pm

And we are now in the "I forgot" situation. I forgot we customers are the beta testers and quality control of everything.

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Post by Tero » Tue Feb 04, 2020 5:39 pm

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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Svartalf » Tue Feb 04, 2020 5:44 pm

Well whom does Alexandria Occasio Cortez support? young demogrifters will likely follow her.
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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Tero » Tue Feb 04, 2020 5:51 pm

Oh yeah, that was obvious. Biden was barely 5% in Iowa City, a college town.

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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Svartalf » Tue Feb 04, 2020 5:54 pm

Frankly, Joe LaGaffe Biden is not good president material.


Then again, They used to say the same of frump, and he got elected, and they are going to vote for him again even though he's totally disastrous as an Oval Office occupant.
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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Tero » Tue Feb 04, 2020 6:42 pm

Which shows how desperate we are to get rid of Trump. We could not sacrifice some competent governor. Because they want to run 2024. At that, Biden is polling well for a very mediocre politician. Equal to Bush. We only got Bush due to Bill Clinton penis problems. The talented leaders take other jobs.

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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Svartalf » Tue Feb 04, 2020 6:58 pm

which bush, the father, who was decent competent, even if I got a big surprise to see him succeed reagan, or the son, who needed the likes of frump to make him look good?
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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Tero » Tue Feb 04, 2020 8:24 pm

Small Bush.

Meanwhile, Bella offers solution on FB:
Have they tried turning Iowa off and on again?

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