You couldn't make it up..from the BBC at: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999
Drunk Swedish elk found in apple tree near Gothenburg
A homeowner in southern Sweden got a shock when he found a drunken elk stuck in his neighbour's apple tree.
The moose was apparently on the hunt for fermenting apples when she lost her balance and became trapped in the tree.
Per Johansson, from Saro near Gothenburg, found the elk making a roaring noise in the garden next door.
He called the emergency services, who helped him free the boozed-up beast by sawing off branches. She spent the night recovering in the garden.
The next day she took herself off into the woods with her hangover.
Drunken elk are not an uncommon sight in Sweden during autumn, when there are plenty of apples about.
Other residents of Saro had seen the elk on the loose in the preceding days.
Mr Johansson said the elk appeared to be sick, drunk, or "half-stupid", the Associated Press reported.
Drunk Swedish elk found in apple tree near Gothenburg
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I also like climbing trees and getting sloshed off apples - maybe I'm an elk.
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I loved this piece of news when I heard it
Moose do all kind of crazy stuff. This crazy fucker tried he's/her luck with a train earlier:


Moose do all kind of crazy stuff. This crazy fucker tried he's/her luck with a train earlier:

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Bullshit is bullshit whatever you call it. It doesnt matter if it was an ancient nutter's fantasy or a more recent nutter's.
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