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Pissed Elk Found In Tree

Post by Atheist-Lite » Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:45 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999

Drunk Swedish elk found in apple tree near Gothenburg

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A homeowner in southern Sweden got a shock when he found a drunken elk stuck in his neighbour's apple tree.

The moose was apparently on the hunt for fermenting apples when she lost her balance and became trapped in the tree.

Per Johansson, from Saro near Gothenburg, found the elk making a roaring noise in the garden next door.

He called the emergency services, who helped him free the boozed-up beast by sawing off branches. She spent the night recovering in the garden.

The next day she took herself off into the woods with her hangover.

Drunken elk are not an uncommon sight in Sweden during autumn, when there are plenty of apples about.

Other residents of Saro had seen the elk on the loose in the preceding days.

Mr Johansson said the elk appeared to be sick, drunk, or "half-stupid", the Associated Press reported.

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Re: Pissed Elk Found In Tree

Post by devogue » Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:47 pm

I thought this was about a South African golfer.

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Re: Pissed Elk Found In Tree

Post by Dries van Tonder » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:01 pm

Fuck off, I'm not a golfer :smoke:
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Re: Pissed Elk Found In Tree

Post by devogue » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:02 pm

Dries van Tonder wrote:Fuck off, I'm not a golfer :smoke:
I think a video of you playing golf would be just the funniest thing in history. :hehe:

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Re: Pissed Elk Found In Tree

Post by Rum » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:03 pm


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Re: Pissed Elk Found In Tree

Post by devogue » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:05 pm

Fucking hell, there's a swarm of the fuckers!

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Re: Pissed Elk Found In Tree

Post by Dries van Tonder » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:10 pm

devogue wrote:
Dries van Tonder wrote:Fuck off, I'm not a golfer :smoke:
I think a video of you playing golf would be just the funniest thing in history. :hehe:

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Lmfao!!!! :smoke: :funny: :funny:
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Re: Pissed Elk Found In Tree

Post by Atheist-Lite » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:32 pm

devogue wrote:
Fucking hell, there's a swarm of the fuckers!
Too polite to be the same elk. :smoke:
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