Right now this thread is neck and neck with the worst bad-taste threads on the forum.FBM » wrote:Well, it's nothing to get choked up over, imo.Gawdzilla » wrote:Of course, if he had failed he would have been ready for heads to not roll over this.FBM » wrote:Gonna take a lot of Kleenex, I bet.Jerked off one last time, didn't he?
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It smells like...victory.Gawdzilla » wrote:Right now this thread is neck and neck with the worst bad-taste threads on the forum.FBM » wrote:Well, it's nothing to get choked up over, imo.Gawdzilla » wrote:Of course, if he had failed he would have been ready for heads to not roll over this.FBM » wrote:Gonna take a lot of Kleenex, I bet.Jerked off one last time, didn't he?
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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...or teen spirit.
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Who needs a wife when you've got cable? 
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
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Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Every man deserves a wife. He had done something bad in life at some time or other and that's the punishment.Xamonas Chegwé » wrote:Who needs a wife when you've got cable?
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Antisthenes: ". . . why don't you train Xanthippe instead of having a wife who is of all living women - and I believe of all that ever have been or will be - the most difficult to get on with?"
Socrates: "Because I notice that people who want to become good horsemen keep not the most docile horses but ones that are high-spirited, because they think that [if] they can control these, they will easily manage any other horses. In the same way, since I wish to deal and associate with people, I have provided myself with this wife, because I'm quite sure that, if I can put up with her, I shall find it easy to get on with any other human being."
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His wife will save money on a shorter coffin. Thoughtful of him.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Even more money if she used the dumbass for dog food.pawiz » wrote:His wife will save money on a shorter coffin. Thoughtful of him.
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I've heard that the ambulanceman said that his head was still alive and actually singing, when he got to it.
A police officer asked what song he was singing, and the medic said that it was
" I ain't got no body ".
A police officer asked what song he was singing, and the medic said that it was
" I ain't got no body ".
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Ouch. But well played.mistermack » wrote:I've heard that the ambulanceman said that his head was still alive and actually singing, when he got to it.
A police officer asked what song he was singing, and the medic said that it was
" I ain't got no body ".
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
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"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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mistermack » wrote:I've heard that the ambulanceman said that his head was still alive and actually singing, when he got to it.
A police officer asked what song he was singing, and the medic said that it was
" I ain't got no body ".
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I don't get it. Why do they call it "stand up" and then shout at me to sit down?Gawdzilla » wrote:mistermack » wrote:I've heard that the ambulanceman said that his head was still alive and actually singing, when he got to it.
A police officer asked what song he was singing, and the medic said that it was
" I ain't got no body ".
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Because if you're sober enough to stand up you might remember the punchlines.mistermack » wrote:I don't get it. Why do they call it "stand up" and then shout at me to sit down?Gawdzilla » wrote:mistermack » wrote:I've heard that the ambulanceman said that his head was still alive and actually singing, when he got to it.
A police officer asked what song he was singing, and the medic said that it was
" I ain't got no body ".
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There's another way of seeing things and it looks like he found it.....in the end.
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