'Love Nuts', a royal gift.

[Ironclad]

The Seychelles people have gifted the newly wed British royals with a rare set of erotic coconuts. According to local woo; A Seychelles legend says that during a full moon the coco-de-mer trees walk around the forest in order to mate., which is pleasant woo i'd admit.

What caught my eye though is the overly conservative description by the folk at BBC Radio 4:

With the outer husk removed, the coconut closely resembles a female human bottom

...
No it doesn't, it resembles a pair of hairy bollox ffs!

Say it, BBC, bollox/testicles/scrot-sac.. say IT

[Millefleur]

Yeah, if I saw a crack that hairy I'd not assume a female bottom..