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The Assasination Bureau?

Post by Atheist-Lite » Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:22 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-13918856

Cameron's constituency chairman found dead at Glastonbury

senior member of David Cameron's Tory constituency association has been found dead in a toilet at Glastonbury Festival, the BBC understands.

The body of Christopher Shale, chairman of West Oxfordshire Conservative Association, was found at about 0900 BST at the music event in Somerset.

Police cordoned off the hospitality area where his body was found and are investigating the cause of death.

The prime minister is understood to know Mr Shale well.

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Re: The Assasination Bureau?

Post by Lozzer » Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:51 pm

Crumple wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-13918856

Cameron's constituency chairman found dead at Glastonbury

senior member of David Cameron's Tory constituency association has been found dead in a toilet at Glastonbury Festival, the BBC understands.

The body of Christopher Shale, chairman of West Oxfordshire Conservative Association, was found at about 0900 BST at the music event in Somerset.

Police cordoned off the hospitality area where his body was found and are investigating the cause of death.

The prime minister is understood to know Mr Shale well.

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Ain't surprising, the Glasto port-a-loos are absolutely dire.
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Re: The Assasination Bureau?

Post by Feck » Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:02 pm

First your friends ...family next ..you last Cameron ! we will catch you all with your pants down your deaths will be alone and without dignity :ninja:

actually you can all be sure it wasn't me I would have blown the contents of the chemical toilet up much more dramatic (and smelly )
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Re: The Assasination Bureau?

Post by Atheist-Lite » Tue Jun 28, 2011 4:13 pm

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Post by Cormac » Tue Jun 28, 2011 5:07 pm

I knew that Telly Savalas couldn't be trusted!
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Re: The Assasination Bureau?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jun 28, 2011 5:23 pm

Police have said that his death was not suspicious and that they are not looking for anyone else in connection with it...

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Just shows how good those assassins are, doesn't it!
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Re: The Assasination Bureau?

Post by Atheist-Lite » Tue Jun 28, 2011 5:50 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Police have said that his death was not suspicious and that they are not looking for anyone else in connection with it...

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Just shows how good those assassins are, doesn't it!
The visit by the Chinese premier might have influenced the official line? They couldn't find a cause but it usually rains at Glastonbury so maybe they should see if he was struck by a umbrella? :smoke:
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Re: The Assasination Bureau?

Post by Cormac » Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:04 pm

Crumple wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Police have said that his death was not suspicious and that they are not looking for anyone else in connection with it...

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Just shows how good those assassins are, doesn't it!
The visit by the Chinese premier might have influenced the official line? They couldn't find a cause but it usually rains at Glastonbury so maybe they should see if he was struck by a umbrella? :smoke:

... with a Ricin loaded tip? Are you blaming Mossad?
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Re: The Assasination Bureau?

Post by Atheist-Lite » Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:40 pm

Could be any of 'em or even a disgruntled copper. Those ricin tipped umbrellas are open source these days. Sorry english isn't my first language. :coffee:
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