Seth wrote:apophenia wrote:Seth, dear, you're adorable, but you appear to have been possessed of some clever sounding words and phrases, much like an annoying song that sticks in your head, and you seem to think that liberally sprinkling them about enhances your argument. If I never hear one more use of pettifoggery it will be too soon. This latest is yet another case in point. Somewhere along the way, you got it in your head that "reductio ad absurdum" is a bad thing. You even go so far as to refer to it as a fallacy. Let's peek in Wikipedia and see what they say it is. "Reductio ad absurdum (Latin: "reduction to the absurd") is a form of argument in which a proposition is disproven by following its implications logically to an absurd consequence." It is not a fallacy, it is a form of proper argumentation. I have a book chock full of proofs of the existence of God based on reductio ad absurdum. Indeed, it is one of the workhorses of philosophy, in line with the maxim that the exception probes (or tests) the rule. It is a perfectly valid form of argument, and as such is no red herring but directly addresses whether the given principle or argument holds. (Indeed, Wikipedia notes that Anselm's venerable ontological proof for the existence of God is a reductio ad absurdum argument.) Your referring to such arguments as "red herring reductio ad absurdum fallacy" only demonstrates that you have a predilection for tossing out words and terms you don't understand in the hope that, magically, they'll make the errors in your logic and weaknesses in your argument go away.
Darling, you are sweet, but deluded and ignorant in your reasoning. Reductio ad absurdum is indeed a useful tool in philosophy, but not so much in law. While it may be instructive to use the technique when discussing a philosophical point, in law such arguments become a fallacy when they create, as the courts call it, an "absurd result."
The idea of a State considering animals to be persons is not reductio ad absurdum. There are examples of arguments being made and serious proposals to do just that. And, that demonstrates by example that the question of whether the 14th Amendment considers animals to be persons is not absurd. By your logic, the 14th Amendment would include animals if a State defined a person to include animals, because it's up to the State to expand, if it so chooses, the term person beyond the federal minimum.
http://www.personhood.org/personhoodcase/ and
http://www.personhood.org/personhood/lawreview/
Seth wrote:
Thus the argument that a legislative body has the power to define the word "person" as it applies to a fetus is the same as saying that the legislative body has the power to define the word "person" to mean a chicken or a cow is legally inapt because it leads to that aforesaid "absurd result."
No it doesn't. That's not absurd. It logically follows from your summary of Constitutional law on this topic, and illustrates just why you are wrong. Your view would allow 50 States to have 50 different definitions of "person" for 14th Amendment purposes, meaning that the right to not be deprived of life, liberty and property without due process of law would fluctuate from State to State. It does not. It flatly, plainly, absolutely, inarguably, does-fucking-not. It's not any clearer than that.
States do NOT have the power to redefine, even if expansively, the word "person" in the 14th Amendment. That's a matter of federal law, to be defined by the federal Constitution and/or interpreted by the SCOTUS. The absurd result is yours, Seth. Because your theory would give someone or something 14th Amendment rights in one state, but deny them in another.
I will point out that you haven't cited one legal authority to support your position. You've made this argument up. And, it's a silly one.
Seth wrote:
To one who understands the process and rules that apply to statutory construction,
Who is that? Certainly not you.
Seth wrote:
including the various canons of statutory construction and interpretation, like the one which says that in interpreting a statute, it must be presumed that "the legislature did not intend an absurd or manifestly unjust result," or the "plain meaning" canon that says that "when writing statutes, the legislature intends to use ordinary English words in their ordinary senses," or the canon of in pari materia which means that "when a statute is ambiguous, its meaning may be determined in light of other statutes on the same subject matter," or the canon of noscitur a sociis, meaning "when a word is ambiguous, its meaning may be determined by reference to the rest of the statute," one can clearly understand that a legislative definition that extends personhood to a fetus is not intended to be illegitimately or irrationally expanded to extend personhood to chickens or goats.
That's nice and all, but it has nothing to do with the case. State legislatures don't have the power to define words in the federal Constitution. Period.
Seth wrote:
Such arguments are red herring fallacies because they are completely and utterly irrelevant to the discussion and are nothing more than a bald-faced attempt to derail the discussion into irrelevancies.
No. It's right on target, flays your argument to the bone, and lays it bare like the hollow, empty, corpse that it is.
Seth wrote:
No legislature has the power to declare a chicken or a goat to be a "person" under the law because that is a manifestly absurd notion.
That's false. Legislatures do have the power to declare chickens and goats - or great apes or cetaceans - to be persons under STATE LAW because they have the power to make any law that does not violate their own constitutions and which does not violate the 13th, 14th and 15th Amendments to the US Constitution (and the 14th Amendment incorporates also most of the bill of rights). States very often enact manifestly absurd laws, and whether a law is manifestly absurd is purely a matter of opinion. Absurdity is not now and never has been a prohibition on legislatures. CONSTITUTIONALITY is the test.
Seth wrote:
But a legislature might arguably have the power to declare a living human organism at an early stage of development to be a "person" for the purposes of regulating abortions within a state.
That would be manifestly absurd because blastocysts and embryos are clearly not people.
Seth wrote:
That may or may not pass constitutional muster with the Supreme Court, (although in Roe v. Wade that's exactly what happened) but it's a legitimate legal argument and would be a legitimate legislative act, albeit subject to judicial review.
That's why in this specific case, a reductio ad absurdum argument such as the ones given constitute a red herring fallacy.
It's not a red herring fallacy at all.
All you've done is declare by fiat that a state legislature making a chimp or a cetacean or some other animal like a chicken or a goat, a "person" is manifestly absurd. That doesn't make it so.
Yours, of course, is an appeal to ridicule and appeal to emotion, where you simply state "Oh! It's so ridiculous that a state would declare an animal to be a person!" - Yours isn't an argument at all. That's why YOU are engaged in fallacious reasoning, not me. I merely took your argument and drew a logical conclusion. You called it "absurd," but I've provided proof that it is clearly a reasonable possibility that a State would define a person to include animals.
QED Muthafucka!