But Gawd- I've already seen a mature gentleman, living in a basement, clad only in stained underwear and surrounded by empty pizza boxes this week!Gawdzilla wrote:I could fix that.The Dawktor wrote:Nothing would surprise me these days Gawd!Gawdzilla wrote:Imagine them wheeling him into your office, chair and all.The Dawktor wrote:You just couldn't make it up- well, you could, but no-one would believe you!![]()
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Bella Fortuna wrote:You know you love it you dirty bitch!
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Pappa wrote: I even ran upstairs and climbed into bed once, the second I pulled the duvet over me I suddenly felt very silly and sheepish, so I went back downstairs.
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Yeah, that's pretty routine. But if you want to be not-bored (read "terrified"), I'm your lizard-thingy.The Dawktor wrote:But Gawd- I've already seen a mature gentleman, living in a basement, clad only in stained underwear and surrounded by empty pizza boxes this week!
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At least he's with god now.
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All that praying worked a treat! - Fast tracked to heaven .............. um ....... maybePappa wrote:At least he's with god now.
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So, any guesses what the wife was praying for there near the end, with 800 pounds of shitty husband wallowing in a recliner and demanding to be fed several times a day? 
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And look, it happened! There is a god!Gawdzilla wrote:So, any guesses what the wife was praying for there near the end, with 800 pounds of shitty husband wallowing in a recliner and demanding to be fed several times a day?
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Bella Fortuna wrote:And look, it happened! There is a god!Gawdzilla wrote:So, any guesses what the wife was praying for there near the end, with 800 pounds of shitty husband wallowing in a recliner and demanding to be fed several times a day?

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"Screw your ten commandments! We've got eleven herbs and spices! Top that!"
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"Eleven herbs and spices identified by police forensics team. Sanders expected to enter plea bargain."Bella Fortuna wrote:"Screw your ten commandments! We've got eleven herbs and spices! Top that!"
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