All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

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Re: All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

Post by Tero » Thu Mar 12, 2026 11:43 am

Kill as many foreigners as you can. Schools and all. They supported an evil dictator. We will not pusnish any soldier. Wait...war fighter. Try not to shoot any Christians.

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Post by Tero » Thu Mar 12, 2026 4:36 pm

Is it worth writing up for Kari? "Trump vetoes the Geneva Convention."
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Post by Tero » Thu Mar 12, 2026 5:30 pm

Trump speeches at rally just reruns:
Trump rambles: Powerful, very, very powerful. You know, you're watching television and you want to watch, your beautiful wife, our First Lady says, I'm sorry, darling, you can't watch tonight, the wind has gone down. But I want to watch myself on television! I want to watch myself debate! She says, I'm sorry, darling, we have absolutely no energy. What a scam. That's one of the top, I say that's a top 5. It's about 5 that are real beauties.
It’s amazing the level of ignorance in this country. I wonder if the people behind him are laughing because they think he’s funny or because they’re agreeing with him.
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Post by Tero » Thu Mar 12, 2026 7:40 pm

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Post by aufbahrung » Fri Mar 13, 2026 7:39 am

Difficult to laugh at a time like this. With the world economy in freefall and no parachute outside The White House and it's ballroom.
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Post by Tero » Fri Mar 13, 2026 12:49 pm

Elsewhere:
Trump thinks he is at
1 mar a lago
2 white house
3 rally in a state like Kentucky
4 lost on stage as he forgets what story he was telling (worst are the made up conversations of a commoner addressing Trump)
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Post by aufbahrung » Sat Mar 14, 2026 6:47 am

super el nino and the biggest heat dome yet - hope the cost of fuel stays reasonable for all that air-conditioning that'll be needed, not to forget the cost of running all the agricultural equipment...

Trump only needs to say the word and things will rectify I'm sure?
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Post by Tero » Sat Mar 14, 2026 12:10 pm

Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, ‘Fuck! I’m Dying!’
https://theonion.com/health-speculation ... -im-dying/
At press time, additional concerns about the president’s health emerged after paramedics were spotted lifting Trump’s body into a body bag, zipping it up, and wheeling it out of the West Wing on a stretcher.
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Post by rainbow » Sat Mar 14, 2026 8:40 pm

Tero wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2026 12:10 pm
Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, ‘Fuck! I’m Dying!’
https://theonion.com/health-speculation ... -im-dying/
At press time, additional concerns about the president’s health emerged after paramedics were spotted lifting Trump’s body into a body bag, zipping it up, and wheeling it out of the West Wing on a stretcher.
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Re: All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Mar 15, 2026 8:29 pm

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Re: All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

Post by Tero » Mon Mar 16, 2026 6:56 pm

Trump pounding Iran like it was a 13-year old girl
Trump: "We are pounding that coast. We are pounding it. Like, really pounding it hard."
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Re: All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

Post by Svartalf » Mon Mar 16, 2026 7:01 pm

of course it has to be like a 13 yo ... those younger than that, he bombs into kingdom come
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Re: All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

Post by aufbahrung » Tue Mar 17, 2026 8:05 am

How are the kids in America taking Trump bombing foreign schools and starting wars he can't finish?
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Re: All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

Post by Tero » Tue Mar 17, 2026 12:13 pm

Governor Newscum responds after Trump called him a president
NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN
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