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Xamonas Chegwé
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:30 am
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25622660
First Michael Schumacher bangs his head. Now Angela Merkel has broken her pelvis.
Seriously guys. Get some fucking lessons!

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JimC
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by JimC » Tue Jan 07, 2014 2:37 am
Old ladies should stay indoors and take up knitting...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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pErvinalia
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by pErvinalia » Tue Jan 07, 2014 2:43 am
Pity it wasn't the other way around.
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klr
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by klr » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:34 pm
rEvolutionist wrote:Pity it wasn't the other way around.
Dammit, that was going to be my line.

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mistermack
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by mistermack » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:40 pm
I never liked Michael Schumacher, but I was quite sorry to hear about his accident.
I must be going soft.
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pErvinalia
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by pErvinalia » Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:40 pm
You cried, didn't you, mm?

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Clinton Huxley
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by Clinton Huxley » Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:44 pm
I remember on Ski Sunday, the Germans always headed straight for the poles.
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by klr » Tue Jan 07, 2014 5:31 pm
Clinton Huxley wrote:I remember on Ski Sunday, the Germans always headed straight for the poles.
I knew things were going to go downhill.
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
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Clinton Huxley
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by Clinton Huxley » Tue Jan 07, 2014 6:00 pm
Someone always takes the piste on Rationalia.
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by mistermack » Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:52 pm
Clinton Huxley wrote:Someone always takes the piste on Rationalia.
Yeh, it starts with someone, but it seems to be a slippery slope, and sadly often ends up with an avalanche of puns.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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by piscator » Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:52 pm
Leave no turn unstoned.

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