Psychic Fraud Derek Acorah charged with Careless Driving.

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Psychic Fraud Derek Acorah charged with Careless Driving.

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Dec 09, 2013 4:35 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-me ... e-25291231

Surely, a little foresight should have prevented this. Oh, that's right, he's not really psychic, is he? Just out there fooling the gullible for a living, like any other con-man. :tea:

For those of you too foreign to have heard of Derek Johnson (he even lies about his name), he is a "ghost hunter" - which means he blathers on about "emanations" and "vibrations" while wandering around old houses in the dark, filmed in infra-red. Yep - a lying cunt.

He deserves a medium fine, if you ask me. :tea:
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Post by JimC » Mon Dec 09, 2013 5:29 am

He will be forever haunted by this case...

But he hasn't got a ghost of a chance of getting off...
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Post by cronus » Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:40 am

He saw this coming but was distracted by the winning lottery numbers.... :fp:
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Post by mistermack » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:15 pm

I think he might have been under the influence of the spirit world at the time, maybe that's why he wouldn't give a breath sample.

Or maybe something spooked him. Or he skidded on some bullshit.

I would give him eighteen months driving ban, for failing to supply a breath sample. It ought to be more than a normal failure.
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Post by Faithfree » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:28 pm

Car probably skidded on a patch of ectoplasm; it’s slippery stuff as any TV psychic knows. :coffee:
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