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Car Mechanic Invents Revolutionary Birth Aid.
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Car Mechanic Invents Revolutionary Birth Aid.
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Re: Car Mechanic Invents Revolutionary Birth Aid.
Yeah, I saw an article in our paper about that...
Interesting how he came at it from a new angle, compared to the health professionals...
Interesting how he came at it from a new angle, compared to the health professionals...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: Car Mechanic Invents Revolutionary Birth Aid.
It's lucky that he is an Argentinian, and took the idea to America.
In Britain, they would have just taken the piss, and told him to ''go away quickly and jerkily'' .
Invention is generally discouraged in Britain, if you are not in a profession that involves it.
They might take that idea seriously, coming from a medical professional, but never, from a mechanic.
In Britain, they would have just taken the piss, and told him to ''go away quickly and jerkily'' .
Invention is generally discouraged in Britain, if you are not in a profession that involves it.
They might take that idea seriously, coming from a medical professional, but never, from a mechanic.
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Re: Car Mechanic Invents Revolutionary Birth Aid.
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Re: Car Mechanic Invents Revolutionary Birth Aid.
While sitting and thinking today, I idly wondered if it could be adapted for relief of constipation.
Not that I suffer from such a thing, of course.
Could be used on elderly bed-bound patients. They often get it quite bad.
Just whack that polly bag up there and give it a pull. Da daaaaaaaahhh !
Not that I suffer from such a thing, of course.
Could be used on elderly bed-bound patients. They often get it quite bad.
Just whack that polly bag up there and give it a pull. Da daaaaaaaahhh !
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