Don't you people in UK know how to drive?
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Re: Don't you people in UK know how to drive?
I'm with him on the last one.
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Yup, it can get very foggy around the Thames Estuary. Just as well no moron has proposed we build an airport there...
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Re: Don't you people in UK know how to drive?
Indeed ...Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Yup, it can get very foggy around the Thames Estuary. Just as well no moron has proposed we build an airport there...
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Inquisitor_(Red_Dwarf)laklak wrote:...Actually, most people shouldn't have been allowed to be born.
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Re: Don't you people in UK know how to drive?
Of course they don't know how to drive over there. They even drive on the wrong side of the road.
Oh, and cars clearly too dangerous.
Ban cars.
It's for our own good.
This could have never happened if there wasn't such easy access to cars.
Oh, and cars clearly too dangerous.
Ban cars.
It's for our own good.
This could have never happened if there wasn't such easy access to cars.
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Re: Don't you people in UK know how to drive?
Minimum age 21, retake test eveyr 10 years + combine with high taxes on petrol to force people of the road and I'm with youCollector1337 wrote:Of course they don't know how to drive over there. They even drive on the wrong side of the road.
Oh, and cars clearly too dangerous.
Ban cars.
It's for our own good.
This could have never happened if there wasn't such easy access to cars.
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Great minds, rEv. Hypothetical genocide makes for strange bedfellows, eh?rEvolutionist wrote:I'm with him on the last one.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Re: Don't you people in UK know how to drive?
Clinton Huxley wrote:The pile-up was caused by a premature and typically inaccurate USAF missile attack intended for a wedding party at the Chinese Embassy in Damascus.
Typical "Blame America First" response...Someone's bumberchute obviously opened unexpectedly and knocked his bowler hat down in front of his monocle. He didn't want to suffer the embarrassment and blank stares of being seen askew, so he stiffened his upper lip and calmly carried on like nothing askance had occurred.
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Re: Don't you people in UK know how to drive?
12 hours later, our brave sojourner left the public house and continued his auto tour in the fog...Faithfree wrote:When I was driving all round the UK in the early 90s I encountered dense fog on the motorway on several occasions. What was really scary was the inconsistent response of the drivers. Most of them sensibly slowed down to compensate for the reduced visibility, but a few took the 'carry on regardless' approach. I quickly learn that the 'take the first exit and find a warm pub to hole up in' was the safest move.
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