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Al Franken Finally Wins Senate Seat
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After 8 Months, Franken Wins Senate Seat in Minnesota
By MONICA DAVEY and CARL HULSE
Published: June 30, 2009
Nearly eight months after Election Day, Al Franken, a former comedian and an author, appeared certain on Tuesday to become the next United States senator from Minnesota, giving the Democratic Party at least symbolic control over Senate filibusters.
Outside his St. Paul home, the incumbent, Norm Coleman, a Republican who had held the seat for one term, conceded the election to Mr. Franken, bringing an end to a lengthy battle that had resulted in thousands of pages of legal documents, cost millions of dollars, and had left many ordinary Minnesotans weary.
Outside his St. Paul home, the incumbent, Norm Coleman, a Republican who had held the seat for one term, conceded the election to Mr. Franken, bringing an end to a lengthy battle that had resulted in thousands of pages of legal documents, cost millions of dollars, and had left many ordinary Minnesotans weary.
But in their 5-0 ruling, the court found that Mr. Coleman had failed to prove that “the trial court’s findings of fact are clearly erroneous or that the court committed an error of law or abused its discretion."
“Ours is a government of laws, not men and women,” Mr. Coleman said, in a statement he read before reporters. “The Supreme Court of Minnesota has spoken and I respect its decision and will abide by the result. It’s time for Minnesota to come together under the leaders it has chosen and move forward. I join all Minnesotans in congratulating our newest United States Senator – Al Franken.”
All along, this election – with ballots cast by 2.9 million Minnesotans – had been stunningly close. One early count, not long after Election Day, showed Mr. Coleman ahead by just 206 votes. During a statewide hand recount process, the numbers fluctuated up and down, and ultimately, a three judge panel announced that Mr. Franken had won by 312 votes.
Senate Democrats said they would like to seat Mr. Franken as quickly as next week, giving the party a crucial added vote as it moves to difficult debates over climate change and health care among other topics.
“The Senate looks forward to welcoming Senator-elect Franken as soon as possible,” Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, of Nevada, said in a statement.
Republicans seemed increasingly resigned to Mr. Franken joining the Senate and providing the 60th Democratic vote after the Democrat spent months in senatorial limbo. But there was no immediate comment from Senate Republican leaders in the wake of the decision.
Republicans are also well aware that two veteran Democrats, Senators Robert C. Byrd of West Virginia and Edward M. Kennedy of Massachusetts, are ailing and have regularly been absent from the Senate, making it very difficult for Democrats to assemble 60 senators on the floor.
Mr. Byrd was released from a Washington area hospital Tuesday after a stay of more than a month for a staph infection, but aides were unable to say whether he would be voting regularly when Congress resumes next week; Mr. Kennedy is undergoing treatments for brain cancer.
About fucking time. That asshole Coleman is a pig and a disgrace for dragging it out for so long.
After 8 Months, Franken Wins Senate Seat in Minnesota
By MONICA DAVEY and CARL HULSE
Published: June 30, 2009
Nearly eight months after Election Day, Al Franken, a former comedian and an author, appeared certain on Tuesday to become the next United States senator from Minnesota, giving the Democratic Party at least symbolic control over Senate filibusters.
Outside his St. Paul home, the incumbent, Norm Coleman, a Republican who had held the seat for one term, conceded the election to Mr. Franken, bringing an end to a lengthy battle that had resulted in thousands of pages of legal documents, cost millions of dollars, and had left many ordinary Minnesotans weary.
Outside his St. Paul home, the incumbent, Norm Coleman, a Republican who had held the seat for one term, conceded the election to Mr. Franken, bringing an end to a lengthy battle that had resulted in thousands of pages of legal documents, cost millions of dollars, and had left many ordinary Minnesotans weary.
But in their 5-0 ruling, the court found that Mr. Coleman had failed to prove that “the trial court’s findings of fact are clearly erroneous or that the court committed an error of law or abused its discretion."
“Ours is a government of laws, not men and women,” Mr. Coleman said, in a statement he read before reporters. “The Supreme Court of Minnesota has spoken and I respect its decision and will abide by the result. It’s time for Minnesota to come together under the leaders it has chosen and move forward. I join all Minnesotans in congratulating our newest United States Senator – Al Franken.”
All along, this election – with ballots cast by 2.9 million Minnesotans – had been stunningly close. One early count, not long after Election Day, showed Mr. Coleman ahead by just 206 votes. During a statewide hand recount process, the numbers fluctuated up and down, and ultimately, a three judge panel announced that Mr. Franken had won by 312 votes.
Senate Democrats said they would like to seat Mr. Franken as quickly as next week, giving the party a crucial added vote as it moves to difficult debates over climate change and health care among other topics.
“The Senate looks forward to welcoming Senator-elect Franken as soon as possible,” Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, of Nevada, said in a statement.
Republicans seemed increasingly resigned to Mr. Franken joining the Senate and providing the 60th Democratic vote after the Democrat spent months in senatorial limbo. But there was no immediate comment from Senate Republican leaders in the wake of the decision.
Republicans are also well aware that two veteran Democrats, Senators Robert C. Byrd of West Virginia and Edward M. Kennedy of Massachusetts, are ailing and have regularly been absent from the Senate, making it very difficult for Democrats to assemble 60 senators on the floor.
Mr. Byrd was released from a Washington area hospital Tuesday after a stay of more than a month for a staph infection, but aides were unable to say whether he would be voting regularly when Congress resumes next week; Mr. Kennedy is undergoing treatments for brain cancer.
About fucking time. That asshole Coleman is a pig and a disgrace for dragging it out for so long.
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Oh, this is great news. I love Franken and have been hoping for his success in this for years. 

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Al Franken crossed with Bill O'Reilly? 

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Becuase he's good enough, he's smart enough, and gosh darn it... people like him.
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Sorry, sir.Ian wrote:
Becuase he's good enough, he's smart enough, and gosh darn it... people like him.
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Excuse my anglocentrism, but this is a good thing, right? 

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Yes, this is an excellent thing. Unless he reveals that the Stewart character is his real self...Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Excuse my anglocentrism, but this is a good thing, right?

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Explain Stewart character? Humour me. I know nooooothing.Bella Fortuna wrote:Yes, this is an excellent thing. Unless he reveals that the Stewart character is his real self...Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Excuse my anglocentrism, but this is a good thing, right?
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Stuart (I'd spelled it wrong) Smalley was a recurring annoying character done by Al Franken on Saturday Night Live. They made a film featuring the character... I didn't see it, but it looks ghastly...Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Explain Stewart character? Humour me. I know nooooothing.Bella Fortuna wrote:Yes, this is an excellent thing. Unless he reveals that the Stewart character is his real self...Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Excuse my anglocentrism, but this is a good thing, right?
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