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French Invade Gosport

Post by cronus » Fri Mar 08, 2013 5:32 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-21711244

French 'invasion force' lands at Gosport

A French "invasion force" will land on a Hampshire beach on Saturday.

The 200 soldiers, 43 vehicles, four helicopters, two landing craft and a catamaran, are taking part in a training exercise at Gosport.

The French landing helicopter dock Tonnerre and anti-submarine warfare destroyer Georges Leygues arrived at Portsmouth Naval Base on Friday.

A French navy spokeswoman described the first steps of "Mission Jeanne d'Arc" as "unique".

She said the navy was practicing a major invasion on the British mainland to test both "amphibious and joint operations".

"Once the vehicles and soldiers disembark, using the landing craft and helicopters, the troops will continue with instruction activities, driver training, live fire exercises and assault course on Browndown," she added.

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Post by klr » Fri Mar 08, 2013 5:34 pm

Scrumple wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-21711244

French 'invasion force' lands at Gosport

A French "invasion force" will land on a Hampshire beach on Saturday.

The 200 soldiers, 43 vehicles, four helicopters, two landing craft and a catamaran, are taking part in a training exercise at Gosport.

The French landing helicopter dock Tonnerre and anti-submarine warfare destroyer Georges Leygues arrived at Portsmouth Naval Base on Friday.

A French navy spokeswoman described the first steps of "Mission Jeanne d'Arc" as "unique".

She said the navy was practicing a major invasion on the British mainland to test both "amphibious and joint operations".

"Once the vehicles and soldiers disembark, using the landing craft and helicopters, the troops will continue with instruction activities, driver training, live fire exercises and assault course on Browndown," she added.

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Mar 08, 2013 5:36 pm

There will be enough nursing homes in Gosport for a militia sufficient to meet the threat to be recruited.
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Fri Mar 08, 2013 5:41 pm

I wouldn't worry. They'll all catch something they have no natural resistance to like the common cold and die off in their own good time, I imagine.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:35 pm

Buncha winers.
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Re: French Invade Gosport

Post by JimC » Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:37 pm

Pity there's no longer much of a Royal Navy to deter them...

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