With Allies Like These....

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Re: With Allies Like These....

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:23 am

JimC wrote:Don't worry, folk, Australia today promised to send aid.

A second-hand LandRover, a carton of Fosters, and a crate of bush hats, I believe...

No worries, mate! :tup:
Where's the nearest place we could land the ANZACS? Preferably somewhere inhospitable, with a well dug-in enemy
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Re: With Allies Like These....

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:24 am

I note there is oil exploration in Mali. If things get sticky, claim that missives reserves have been located. The US Marines will arrive within 24 hours.
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Re: With Allies Like These....

Post by JimC » Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:25 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:
JimC wrote:Don't worry, folk, Australia today promised to send aid.

A second-hand LandRover, a carton of Fosters, and a crate of bush hats, I believe...

No worries, mate! :tup:
Where's the nearest place we could land the ANZACS? Preferably somewhere inhospitable, with a well dug-in enemy
Belfast?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!

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Re: With Allies Like These....

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:27 am

JimC wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
JimC wrote:Don't worry, folk, Australia today promised to send aid.

A second-hand LandRover, a carton of Fosters, and a crate of bush hats, I believe...

No worries, mate! :tup:
Where's the nearest place we could land the ANZACS? Preferably somewhere inhospitable, with a well dug-in enemy
Belfast?
:funny: actually, that could work....there are probably already enough Aussies barmen in the UK to form a division.
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Re: With Allies Like These....

Post by JimC » Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:28 am

We'll out-drink the fuckers!
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Re: With Allies Like These....

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:30 am

JimC wrote:We'll out-drink the fuckers!
The Norn Irish will emerge, blinking, Into sobriety.
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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Re: With Allies Like These....

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:28 am

Apparently, the French have "opened the gates of hell'. Come on! First rule: don't open the gates of hell.
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