20 Dark Predictions for American in 2013

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I predict unpredictability

[Coito ergo sum]

I predict that the ApeLusters will demand that predictions be changed to prevages, to compensate for ages of privilege in the English language.

[cronus]

Bird Flu will mutate to become a lethal killer pandemic.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Bird Flu will mutate to become a lethal killer pandemic.

And everybody's peacock will fall off.

[cronus]

Bird Flu will mutate to become a lethal killer pandemic.

And everybody's peacock will fall off.

Running 'crumple' inside today.

[Gerald McGrew]

The following predictions apply from 2013 to the end of 2015, as I always make predictions in three-year blocks.

That prompted me to look for previous predictions he made, which turned up this: http://www.naturalnews.com/030903_predictions_2011.html

In the ones where he makes an actual specific prediction, he fails pretty miserably.

[Jason]

Gangnam Style will become a political party. PSY will run for President and win the popular vote by a landslide. He will be elected despite being a South Korean national (and hating the US). Legislation will be passed requiring viewing of his youtube video 'GANGNAM STYLE' 3 times a day and twice at school or work. Disco balls will be installed on all public transport. Random dancing will be encouraged.

[MrJonno]

I predict Seth will shoot the postman for being black with intent, and due to having a very good lawyer get away with it

[pErvinalia]

He'll shoot his lawyer too.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

If he manages to shoot anyone but himself I'd be surprised.

[mistermack]

I predict that the prediction man will actually make a bit of money out of his ads.
These loonies are spenders on survival shit.