Eeeeeeuuuuugh ! You had to lower the tone, didn't you?Svartalf wrote:Maybe he had to muffdive into a deeply unwashed place... no need to get stiff.mistermack wrote:Hmm.Cormac wrote:This may have been a dream assignment or a nightmare.
I know a guy who used to be an Operations Manager in a potato starch factory in the Baltics. As the USSR was a (so-called) centrally planned economy, to get their raw material supply, he had to go to Moscow and make the request of a Commissar. In his unfortunate case it was an older, rather unpleasant lady of dubious hygiene. She required sexual favours in order to provide the supply.
No supply, no work. No work, no money. No money, all the families dependent on the factory would go hungry.
He had to do it. The experience still sickened him years later...
If his cock went hard, it can't have been too bad.
It's not like he had to take it up the ass.
Now that WOULD get my sympathy.
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While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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mistermack wrote:Eeeeeeuuuuugh ! You had to lower the tone, didn't you?Svartalf wrote:Maybe he had to muffdive into a deeply unwashed place... no need to get stiff.mistermack wrote:Hmm.Cormac wrote:This may have been a dream assignment or a nightmare.
I know a guy who used to be an Operations Manager in a potato starch factory in the Baltics. As the USSR was a (so-called) centrally planned economy, to get their raw material supply, he had to go to Moscow and make the request of a Commissar. In his unfortunate case it was an older, rather unpleasant lady of dubious hygiene. She required sexual favours in order to provide the supply.
No supply, no work. No work, no money. No money, all the families dependent on the factory would go hungry.
He had to do it. The experience still sickened him years later...
If his cock went hard, it can't have been too bad.
It's not like he had to take it up the ass.
Now that WOULD get my sympathy.


Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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Coito ergo sum wrote:Cormac wrote:This may have been a dream assignment or a nightmare.
I know a guy who used to be an Operations Manager in a potato starch factory in the Baltics. As the USSR was a (so-called) centrally planned economy, to get their raw material supply, he had to go to Moscow and make the request of a Commissar. In his unfortunate case it was an older, rather unpleasant lady of dubious hygiene. She required sexual favours in order to provide the supply.
No supply, no work. No work, no money. No money, all the families dependent on the factory would go hungry.
He had to do it. The experience still sickened him years later...
Hello darkness my old friend, indeed.


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Wanna buy some pegs Dave, I've got some pegs here...
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If you're talking about my post - we're talking about the USSR here. Not a regime with all that much of a commitment to the rule of law and rights of the individual.MrJonno wrote:Lying to get into bed isnt a crime (in fact its generally how the human race manages to continue) but is a public official doing so (without threat) legal?
Interesting
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mistermack wrote:Eeeeeeuuuuugh ! You had to lower the tone, didn't you?Svartalf wrote:Maybe he had to muffdive into a deeply unwashed place... no need to get stiff.mistermack wrote:Hmm.Cormac wrote:This may have been a dream assignment or a nightmare.
I know a guy who used to be an Operations Manager in a potato starch factory in the Baltics. As the USSR was a (so-called) centrally planned economy, to get their raw material supply, he had to go to Moscow and make the request of a Commissar. In his unfortunate case it was an older, rather unpleasant lady of dubious hygiene. She required sexual favours in order to provide the supply.
No supply, no work. No work, no money. No money, all the families dependent on the factory would go hungry.
He had to do it. The experience still sickened him years later...
If his cock went hard, it can't have been too bad.
It's not like he had to take it up the ass.
Now that WOULD get my sympathy.
Oi!
I thought I'd already plumbed the depths!
It is my solemn modus operandi to dive into the gutter early, and then revel in it.
FUCKERPUNKERSHIT!
Wanna buy some pegs Dave, I've got some pegs here...
Wanna buy some pegs Dave, I've got some pegs here...
You're my wife now!
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