Bin Laden's body located?

[Jesus_of_Nazareth]

He was probably playing possum.

Or he has risen from the dead........and is the son of god! (oh how I wish!)

[Mysturji]

Why? What do you want to do with it?

Crudely reanimate it and stick it in a cage fight with Ted Nugent in front of a crowd of drunken Yankee mulleteers?

Works for me.

[Warren Dew]

I'm thinking Al Qaeda is the main group that would want to fund him.

[trdsf]

http://gizmodo.com/5906940/this-treasur ... adens-body

My first reaction: bullshit.

But, go get 'im! I hope they find it and drag it up to the surface.

Reading down, sounds like the guy's a borderline deather. So if he brings up *a* body, and it doesn't turn out to be *the* body, the birthers and teabaggers will re-launch all their stupid-ass conspiracy theories. Because, of course, there can only possibly be one body in the ocean.

[Thumpalumpacus]

Warren says he is doing this because he doesn't "believe the Obama administration" and he wants to have proof that it is really his body.

... because we all know that al Qaeda would have played along with Obama for a year pretending that the US succeeded, and passing up an opportunity to destroy our international credibility.

What a fucking idiot.

[Clinton Huxley]

Warren says he is doing this because he doesn't "believe the Obama administration" and he wants to have proof that it is really his body.

... because we all know that al Qaeda would have played along with Obama for a year pretending that the US succeeded, and passing up an opportunity to destroy our international credibility.

What a fucking idiot.

Al-Qaeda are an affiliate of the CIA and its all a plot to enrich the military-industrial complex. They faked the moon landings and 911 too.

[sandinista]

Warren says he is doing this because he doesn't "believe the Obama administration" and he wants to have proof that it is really his body.

... because we all know that al Qaeda would have played along with Obama for a year pretending that the US succeeded, and passing up an opportunity to destroy our international credibility.

What a fucking idiot.

Like anyone here fucking knows anything about what is happening, give me a break.

[Clinton Huxley]

Only Sandy perceives the real "System Of The World".....

[Horwood Beer-Master]

Only Sandy perceives the real "System Of The World".....

"Wake up Sheeple!!!"

[Coito ergo sum]

Warren says he is doing this because he doesn't "believe the Obama administration" and he wants to have proof that it is really his body.

... because we all know that al Qaeda would have played along with Obama for a year pretending that the US succeeded, and passing up an opportunity to destroy our international credibility.

What a fucking idiot.

Like anyone here fucking knows anything about what is happening, give me a break.

By, anyone here, do you include you?

[Thumpalumpacus]

Like anyone here fucking knows anything about what is happening, give me a break.

Think smart, not hard.

[Seth]

Also from Gizmodo: "Would you rather battle your neighbor with a samaurai sword or a chainsaw?"

Oh definitely a sword. Good ones are fucking SHARP...and much quicker to use. Just chop the arms and legs of the chainsaw wielder like Monty Python.

Speaking of Japanese-style swords, I bought a really nice hand-folded katana the other day for $1200. One wickedly-beautiful piece of high art that'll shave the fuzz off a peach and then cut a peasant in half with no trouble at all.

I think. I can't find my peasant at the moment, so testing the clay-tempered edge will have to wait till he's done shoveling muck I suppose.

[amused]

I seriously doubt the US military dumped an entire intact body into the ocean.

They have industrial grade meat grinders in large kitchens....