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by Coito ergo sum » Fri May 04, 2012 12:12 pm
http://www.clickorlando.com/lifestyle/t ... index.html
Airport cheerleaders an added perk?
Dalian International Airport has recruited squad for daily performances
Sexy female cheerleaders at airports? I like the way the Dalians (Dalites?) think!
It would never go over well in the US. The Skepchick radical feminist clan would ruin it by demanding that male cheerleaders be included, and then the Gloria Allred "perpetually outraged" crowd would litigate the life out of it.
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by Bella Fortuna » Fri May 04, 2012 12:15 pm
How about they just have better places to eat and have helpful staff? I may be misguided, though...
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by klr » Fri May 04, 2012 12:16 pm
When you see cheerleaders at Indian cricket matches, then you know nothing is sacred.
OK, there's still the "Friday prayers" target to aim for. When we see cheerleaders outside a busy mosque, then we'll know that progress is being made.
Bella Fortuna wrote:How about they just have better places to eat and have helpful staff? I may be misguided, though...
Better service for customers? What a subversive idea ...
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by FBM » Fri May 04, 2012 12:17 pm
Asian cheerleaders. Fuck yeah. Anywhere, anytime....
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri May 04, 2012 12:19 pm
Who posted that footage of a gal "cheering" the pedestrians in Tokyo?
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by Coito ergo sum » Fri May 04, 2012 12:25 pm
Bella Fortuna wrote:How about they just have better places to eat and have helpful staff? I may be misguided, though...
Failing that, providing wank material is much appreciated.
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by Bella Fortuna » Fri May 04, 2012 12:26 pm
Coito ergo sum wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:How about they just have better places to eat and have helpful staff? I may be misguided, though...
Failing that, providing wank material is much appreciated.
No wonder the janitorial staff always have those defeated looks on their faces...
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by Coito ergo sum » Fri May 04, 2012 12:49 pm
They ought to make the lines to security and to the gate like the new fangled queues at Universal Studios and other such parks. Nowadays they build the attractions with stuff to see and be involved with while you're in line. Video screens, stuff to look at and read, some entertainment. They ought to have the people who build those new industrially engineered queue systems do that at the airports.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri May 04, 2012 12:57 pm
Coito ergo sum wrote:They ought to make the lines to security and to the gate like the new fangled queues at Universal Studios and other such parks. Nowadays they build the attractions with stuff to see and be involved with while you're in line. Video screens, stuff to look at and read, some entertainment. They ought to have the people who build those new industrially engineered queue systems do that at the airports.
They should have covered queues at a minimum.
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by Coito ergo sum » Fri May 04, 2012 2:11 pm
They'd get more cooperation at the TSA checkpoint if they let you choose a hot chick to administer the pat down. I'd be like - "don't you think you need to check a little further...keep checking....keep checking...faster...that's it....you've almost got it....."
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