Nail In The Heart? What Would Jeezuz Do?

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Nail In The Heart? What Would Jeezuz Do?

Post by Atheist-Lite » Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:02 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17641494

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US man survives shooting four-inch nail into his heart

A New Jersey man is making a quick recovery after accidentally shooting a 4-inch (10cm) nail into his heart.

Dennis Hennis, a 52-year-old self-employed builder, was working on his neighbour's roof when his nail gun jammed and he tried to clear it.

The nail pierced the right side of his heart and he went into cardiac arrest.

His surgeon credited Mr Hennis' recovery to prompt medical attention and knowing that he should not remove the nail himself.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:49 am

Good job not removing the nail. :tup:
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Re: Nail In The Heart? What Would Jeezuz Do?

Post by Atheist-Lite » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:52 am

Gawdzilla wrote:Good job not removing the nail. :tup:
Never remove a nail in the heart. One to remember. :smoke:
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Re: Nail In The Heart? What Would Jeezuz Do?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:58 am

Crumple wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Good job not removing the nail. :tup:
Never remove a nail in the heart. One to remember. :smoke:
Sixty years of accumulated wisdom-substitute. :tup:
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Re: Nail In The Heart? What Would Jeezuz Do?

Post by tattuchu » Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:00 pm

Fuckit, close enough...

People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.
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Re: Nail In The Heart? What Would Jeezuz Do?

Post by FBM » Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:48 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:Good job not removing the nail. :tup:
You hit the nail on the head there.
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Re: Nail In The Heart? What Would Jeezuz Do?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:49 pm

FBM wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Good job not removing the nail. :tup:
You hit the nail on the head there.
Dan Glover did it twice, but to other people. Wussy.
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