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US Running Short Of Toilet Paper?

Post by Atheist-Lite » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:43 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17344145

New Jersey capital city running out of toilet paper

Public buildings in the capital of the US state of New Jersey face running out of toilet paper following a row.

Trenton's city council has refused to approve a $42,000 (£26,855) contract for paper products after baulking at its $4,000 charge for paper cups.

The toilet paper, along with other supplies, is to be used in government buildings such as city hall.

Removing the cups from the contract has not allayed the council's suspicions over the bidding process.

One council member told Bloomberg News that "we're not going to send out any blank cheques".

George Muschal said the council did not want to approve Mayor Tony Mack's decision to include $4,000 of paper cups designed for hot drinks, citing unreasonably high costs for the items.

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Re: US Running Short Of Toilet Paper?

Post by Tero » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:09 am

That's the gubment, wasting paper. Gubment does not produce anything. They can use copy paper, that they write all those regulations on, in the toilet. use the side that is not printed on.

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:33 am

We are only 2 sheets of 3-ply away from anarchy....
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Re: US Running Short Of Toilet Paper?

Post by Ian » Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:48 pm

We can still use leaves. The US has plenty of trees. No need to panic until we start looking like Easter Island.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:50 pm

As long as we have bibles we will never run short. :prof:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:51 pm

Maybe the authorities could issue toilet paper ration books...
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:53 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:As long as we have bibles we will never run short. :prof:
Use the Book of Job....
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Re: US Running Short Of Toilet Paper?

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:57 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:As long as we have bibles we will never run short. :prof:
Use the Book of Job....
It gets the Job done.

Depending how things are you might want to use Lamentations or Exodus...
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Post by Ian » Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:57 pm

I think "Exodus" would be much better when you're going #2...

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Post by Svartalf » Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:00 pm

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