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Kids These Days, Eh?

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:26 pm

What can you do with such flagrant flouting of society!?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/1 ... lp00000009

Amish Buggy Drag Racing, Drinking: Youth Charged After Crash Into Police Car
March 12 (Reuters) - Four Amish youths were charged with underage drinking after they crashed their horse-drawn buggy into a police cruiser in upstate New York, authorities said on Monday.

Police were dispatched to the town of Sherman on Sunday night in response to complaints about Amish youths drinking and drag racing their horse and carriages on the road, said Chautauqua County Sheriff Joseph Gerace.

"These Amish kids in buggies were racing up and down the street," he said.

"When police came, there were two buggies on the road and each was taking a lane of traffic up. One of the buggies tried to shift out of the way when a patrol car came and ended up crashing into it," Gerace said.

The police report from the crash said the buggy flipped over and the horse broke free, running off to a nearby barn.

Four youths, aged 18 to 20, were charged with underage possession of alcohol.

Sherman is a town in western New York about 90 miles (145 km) south of Buffalo. The area is home to a large Amish community.
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Post by Twoflower » Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:29 pm

This is hilarious! I hope the horse is alright.
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Post by hadespussercats » Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:31 pm

My grandmother's best friend's son was killed in a car crash with an Amish buggy. It was night, and the buggy backed into the street or something-- in the days before buggies were required to mount reflectors. Amish kid and horse survived, I think.

Different situation, I know-- just pointing out that driving a buggy while drunk can be as dangerous as drunk-driving a car.
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Post by Twoflower » Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:38 pm

hadespussercats wrote:My grandmother's best friend's son was killed in a car crash with an Amish buggy. It was night, and the buggy backed into the street or something-- in the days before buggies were required to mount reflectors. Amish kid and horse survived, I think.

Different situation, I know-- just pointing out that driving a buggy while drunk can be as dangerous as drunk-driving a car.
Possibly more dangerous as horses have a mind of their own.
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Post by hadespussercats » Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:37 am

True dat.
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Post by JimC » Tue Mar 13, 2012 6:17 am

If they were kept at home doing hour upon hour of maths homework, none of these problems would occur...
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Post by MrJonno » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:22 am

Under age possession of alcohol is a crime in the US?, learn a new thing everyday
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:58 am

MrJonno wrote:Under age possession of alcohol is a crime in the US?, learn a new thing everyday
When I was in high school the guy at the liquor store always demanded to see my ID. (I had one done in crayon that met his rigorous standards.)
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Post by MrJonno » Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:50 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
MrJonno wrote:Under age possession of alcohol is a crime in the US?, learn a new thing everyday
When I was in high school the guy at the liquor store always demanded to see my ID. (I had one done in crayon that met his rigorous standards.)
Many western countries have restriction on buying and selling alcohol what I meant I have never heard of any having a restriction on possessing it. If we arrested anyone under 18 found in the posession of alcohol im the UK we would have most the population in jail. Seriously is there any Brit's here who havent had a can of beer/wine outside their home at least once before they were 18

Saudi's will obviously be pissed of whatever age you are
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:59 pm

MrJonno wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
MrJonno wrote:Under age possession of alcohol is a crime in the US?, learn a new thing everyday
When I was in high school the guy at the liquor store always demanded to see my ID. (I had one done in crayon that met his rigorous standards.)
Many western countries have restriction on buying and selling alcohol what I meant I have never heard of any having a restriction on possessing it. If we arrested anyone under 18 found in the posession of alcohol im the UK we would have most the population in jail. Seriously is there any Brit's here who havent had a can of beer/wine outside their home at least once before they were 18

Saudi's will obviously be pissed of whatever age you are
Possession by minors is illegal in most US states.
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Post by MrJonno » Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:07 pm

Possession by minors is illegal in most US states
I assume not in their parents home?, seriously sayin a 'minor' who has joined the army and has his ownly personal armory at home can be arrested for having a glass of wine with their meal?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:26 pm

MrJonno wrote:
Possession by minors is illegal in most US states
I assume not in their parents home?,
The liquor is technically in the possession of the adults in the residence. Allowing kids to have access to that liquor can get you in trouble with the law.

seriously sayin a 'minor' who has joined the army and has his ownly personal armory at home can be arrested for having a glass of wine with their meal?
I couldn't legally drink in my home town when I was shooting people.
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Post by MrJonno » Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:37 pm

More beer less guns if you ask me
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:41 pm

MrJonno wrote:More beer less fewer guns if you ask me

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