France toughening up citizenship requirements

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Re: France toughening up citizenship requirements

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:21 am

Svartalf wrote:Religiously, not politically... If Catholic politics becomes too much of a bother, we'll expel them all again.
Expel? Whatever happened to Madame Guillotine? You Frogs have gone soft! :nono:
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Re: France toughening up citizenship requirements

Post by Svartalf » Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:24 am

Maybe we have, then again you brits crippled the hemp industry like two decades before we retired the Widow.
And I'm not sure I want to see times when we'd bring her out of retreat.
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Re: France toughening up citizenship requirements

Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:30 pm

maiforpeace wrote:Allegiance to French values? :lol:
French values:

Weekly showers, whether needed or not.
Women with armpit hair and unshaven legs.
Snotty attitudes.

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:31 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Why would anyone volunteer to be French? My mind is thoroughly boggled by the very idea.
Volunteer? My understanding was that the French conscripted them, like in their Foreign Legion?

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Post by Svartalf » Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:35 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
maiforpeace wrote:Allegiance to French values? :lol:
French values:

Weekly showers, whether needed or not.
Women with armpit hair and unshaven legs.
Snotty attitudes.
Given that these people have little use for water except for tea, and that their culture mandateswimmin be made disgusting through epilation, adherence to such values is a must.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:38 pm

It's about time France had some tough citizens. Might mean we didn't need to step in and kick out the Germans every time they got a bit boisterous. :tea:
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Post by Svartalf » Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:45 pm

:pawiz: Everybody knows you just love having an excuse to come pay us a visit.
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Re: France toughening up citizenship requirements

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:48 pm

Svartalf wrote::pawiz: Everybody knows you just love having an excuse to come pay us a visit.
Of course - you have a beautiful country - just a shame it's overrun with... well, not to put too fine a point on it, teh Frenchies! :nono:
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Re: France toughening up citizenship requirements

Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:49 pm

Svartalf wrote::pawiz: Everybody knows you just love having an excuse to come pay us a visit.
Just to bang your whores. Then we head home.

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