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The 'Whoa! Something may have almost happened' news thread

Post by FBM » Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:38 pm

Starting off with this tantalizing bit that promises and delivers nothing...
LHC: Higgs boson 'may have been glimpsed'
The most coveted prize in particle physics - the Higgs boson - may have been glimpsed, say researchers reporting at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) in Geneva.

The particle is purported to be the means by which everything in the Universe obtains its mass.

Scientists say that two experiments at the LHC see hints of the Higgs at the same mass, fuelling huge excitement.

But the LHC does not yet have enough data to claim a discovery.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-16158374

JFC sucking a popsicle, don't make front page headlines out of something that might or might not have happened. Fuck off, BBC. :Erasb: Let us know when something actually happens, dickworms.
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:49 pm

I didn't quite fall off my bike on ice this morning. I did say "Whoa!" though.

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Post by Faithfree » Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:53 pm

I was going to have an alcohol-free night.
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Post by FBM » Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:55 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:I didn't quite fall off my bike on ice this morning. I did say "Whoa!" though.
Careful, there. You could've wound up in the headlines.
Faithfree wrote:I was going to have an alcohol-free night.
Now that's real danger. :worried:
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Post by Saoirse » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:38 am

Still, if they find it, that's going to be really freaking awesome.
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