My favorite:
My hands were shaking so hard with anticipation placing the CD into the slot, I was sobbing uncontrollably, my body convulsing in a mixture of ecstasy and euphoria.
When the first track played my body went into anaphylactic shock. I came round 2 weeks later lying in a pool of my own tears.
It literally makes you want to scratch your ears off in panic, just so you can place them closer to the speakers.
One word: Totally Faultless