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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Aug 23, 2017 11:34 pm

You're going to love this....



Told ya! :biggrin:
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Post by Sean Hayden » Thu Aug 24, 2017 2:08 pm

-indeed :cheers:
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Post by Hermit » Sat Aug 26, 2017 2:58 am

Scrolling down,

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Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Aug 26, 2017 7:18 am

That's cheating.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Sat Aug 26, 2017 4:10 pm

The dueling cocks.
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Post by Feck » Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:13 pm

Rum wrote:Listen and weep..

[youtube]https//www.GOD that was fucking horrible [/youtube]
Well I do have to thank you Rum you just proved beyond all reasonable doubt that there is still one thing is worse than golf ... Jazz
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Post by Rum » Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:19 pm

Feck wrote:
Rum wrote:Listen and weep..

[youtube]https//www.GOD that was fucking horrible [/youtube]
Well I do have to thank you Rum you just proved beyond all reasonable doubt that there is still one thing is worse than golf ... Jazz
Jazz? Jazz? Frank Zappa didn't play Jazz! He played Zappa! :tut:

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Post by Feck » Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:44 pm

That is true, Jazz normally takes at least 4 musicians playing in different keys and different time signatures at the same time.
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Post by Rum » Mon Aug 28, 2017 7:21 pm

..and this is for you..


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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Aug 28, 2017 8:56 pm

Feck wrote:That is true, Jazz normally takes at least 4 musicians playing in different keys and different time signatures at the same time....
It's because it's black music isn't it? That why you hate it - you RACIST!!!


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Post by Jason » Mon Aug 28, 2017 8:59 pm

There's good Jazz and bad Jazz. The worst of it isn't recognizable as music.

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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:26 pm

:lol: Each to their own. When I'm King of the Universe Jazz will be the official music of creation!

That Scofield gig is a monster btw...

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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:41 pm

Phwaarr!!

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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Sep 01, 2017 4:13 pm

Not seeing enough Qatar porn in this thread for my liking.. :sulk:
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