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Re: Names of Fictional Bands Thinktank

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Oct 29, 2013 10:38 am

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Oct 29, 2013 10:46 am

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Post by Tero » Tue Oct 29, 2013 11:23 am

I read that as Hardons.
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Post by cronus » Tue Oct 29, 2013 11:28 am

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:50 pm

Tero wrote:I read that as Hardons.
Then it worked! ;) (there actually is a band called The Hardons).
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Post by Tero » Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:00 pm

Piss Sextons...punk cover band

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Post by Audley Strange » Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:15 pm

Autotunebot 5

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Post by JimC » Tue Oct 29, 2013 10:35 pm

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Oct 30, 2013 12:54 am

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Post by laklak » Wed Oct 30, 2013 1:37 am

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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Oct 30, 2013 1:48 am

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Re: Names of Fictional Bands Thinktank

Post by Calilasseia » Wed Oct 30, 2013 5:37 am

Some real life bands whose names appeared on fly posters locally include:

Poisoned Electrick Head
Gnarl
The Push Button Ponies
Half Man Half Biscuit
Casio Viletones (if you understand the reference here, bonus points!)
A Pile Of Rocks
Bubble Head

I suspect I'd have my work cut out to beat those real life band names, but, for your delectation and delight, I bring you:

Antimatter Remipede
Large Osborne Collider
Man Eating Toilets
Recycled Snot
Guinea Pig Molesters
Töö Mänÿ Ümläüts
Berserker Cabbage Bomb
Tick Sandwich
Adult Baby Parliament
Madame Ptomaine & The Pustules
Flatulent Torpedoes
Mr Wrongski's Amazing Shiny Erector Set
Mechanised Hedgehog Infantry

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Re: Names of Fictional Bands Thinktank

Post by JimC » Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:03 am

Excellent, but can we forbid the Guinea Pig Molesters from having live Guinea Pigs on stage?

Blow-up ones, sure...
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Re: Names of Fictional Bands Thinktank

Post by FBM » Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:17 am

The Smegmas of Destiny.
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Re: Names of Fictional Bands Thinktank

Post by JimC » Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:56 am

FBM wrote:The Smegmas of Destiny.
A cut above other bands?
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