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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by starr » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:28 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Feck, you are denounced as a Heretic! Your pronouncement that the above song is "wrong" goes against the ruling of the 3rd Manilan Council of 1983 which proclaimed that Manilow was both ineffeable and infallible.
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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:29 pm

Verily, he did warn his flock, "Don't fall in love..."
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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by Animavore » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:30 pm

I don't believe in Manilow. In fact I wrote a book about it. The Manilow Delusion.
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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:32 pm

Animavore wrote:I don't believe in Manilow. In fact I wrote a book about it. The Manilow Delusion.

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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:33 pm

Animavore wrote:I don't believe in Manilow. In fact I wrote a book about it. The Manilow Delusion.
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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by klr » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:34 pm

Feck, for your penance, you must learn to sing along to Mandy:



... I still prefer the lyrics from The Simpsons though - ".. oh Margey, you came and you brought me a turkey ..." :biggrin:
Animavore wrote:I don't believe in Manilow. In fact I wrote a book about it. The Manilow Delusion.
:hmph: You strident ... what do you call someone who believes not in Barry Manilow? :?
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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by Animavore » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:36 pm

klr wrote: :hmph: You strident ... what do you call someone who believes not in Barry Manilow? :?
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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:37 pm

Animavore wrote:
klr wrote: :hmph: You strident ... what do you call someone who believes not in Barry Manilow? :?
Tasteful.
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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by klr » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:38 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Animavore wrote:
klr wrote: :hmph: You strident ... what do you call someone who believes not in Barry Manilow? :?
Tasteful.
Manilean heresy must be stamped out. Repent or burn in the hellfire for all eternity with nought but the Nolans to comfort your tortured soul.
:o How does someone so young and so distant even know of such abominations? :nono:

EDIT: Scratch that CH, I thought you were someone else known for using BM in their avatar. :oops: :doh:
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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:40 pm

klr wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Animavore wrote:
klr wrote: :hmph: You strident ... what do you call someone who believes not in Barry Manilow? :?
Tasteful.
Manilean heresy must be stamped out. Repent or burn in the hellfire for all eternity with nought but the Nolans to comfort your tortured soul.
:o How does someone so young and so distant even know of such abominations? :nono:
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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by Feck » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:40 pm

Silent and angry and deep :ddpan:
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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:43 pm

How it really is.....

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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by starr » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:50 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Animavore wrote:
klr wrote: :hmph: You strident ... what do you call someone who believes not in Barry Manilow? :?
Tasteful.
Manilean heresy must be stamped out. Repent or burn in the hellfire for all eternity with nought but the Nolans to comfort your tortured soul.

Is this the wrong time to say that I love the Nolans too :o :hehe: .... hmmm Gotta pull myself together... :leave:
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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by klr » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:51 pm

littlebitofnonsense wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Animavore wrote:
klr wrote: :hmph: You strident ... what do you call someone who believes not in Barry Manilow? :?
Tasteful.
Manilean heresy must be stamped out. Repent or burn in the hellfire for all eternity with nought but the Nolans to comfort your tortured soul.

Is this the wrong time to say that I love the Nolans too :o :hehe: .... hmmm Gotta pull myself together... :leave:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ................. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


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Re: The Church of Manilow

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:47 pm

Methinks there is a whiff of Sauerkraut and Bratwürste about this thread! :o

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