Tyranny is coming to New Zealand any day now

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Tyranny is coming to New Zealand any day now

Post by Hermit » Thu Apr 11, 2019 2:37 pm

New Zealand's parliament has just voted 119-1 to let Jacinda Ardern become the country's first dictator. It's obviously following in the footsteps of Australia, which decided to take the exact same path in 1996.

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Post by Rum » Thu Apr 11, 2019 3:04 pm

The plot to disarm the simples worked!

Now the gummit can really get to tyranazing thems!

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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Apr 11, 2019 3:15 pm

Which tranny is coming to NZ?
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Post by Rum » Thu Apr 11, 2019 3:45 pm

They’ll make that compulsory too! Emasculate then dominate!


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Post by Jason » Thu Apr 11, 2019 4:22 pm

Rum wrote:
Thu Apr 11, 2019 3:04 pm
The plot to disarm the simples worked!

Now the gummit can really get to tyranazing thems!
They'll have to take their penknives first!

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Post by Seabass » Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:23 pm

Must be nice to live in a country that isn't infested with Republicans...
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Post by Svartalf » Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:29 pm

Seabass wrote:
Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:23 pm
Must be nice to live in a country that isn't infested with Republicans...
Nevermind, repressive fools are everywhere.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:42 pm

Seabass wrote:
Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:23 pm
Must be nice to live in a country that isn't infested with Republicans...
What, like France? Image
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Post by Svartalf » Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:49 pm

You don't know what our right wing bourgeois are like, let alone the racist ultra right wing folk....
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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:53 pm

Not to mention the farmers!
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Post by Seabass » Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:55 pm

Our Republicans are... special... :?
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Post by Svartalf » Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:56 pm

There are more far left farmers than you'd guess depends on how much land they own and how wealthy they are, the more of either, the more to the right they are, but there still are a lot of poor farmers with little land who lean pretty far to the left.
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Post by Svartalf » Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:57 pm

Seabass wrote:
Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:55 pm
Our Republicans are... special... :?
special needs you mean?
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Post by JimC » Thu Apr 11, 2019 9:42 pm

The absence of guns means that New Zealanders will be raped in their sleep by sheep! :lay:
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Apr 12, 2019 2:19 am

Tyrannical is coming to New Zealand?! Poor kiwis. :o
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