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Re: Idiots

Post by Feck » Thu Mar 02, 2017 4:47 pm

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Post by laklak » Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:30 pm

I'd have returned fire and taken the fucker out.

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Post by Tero » Sun Apr 02, 2017 5:02 pm

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2017/02/2 ... th-gunfail
Falsehood #1: "I was cleaning my gun and it went off"

no, dipshit, you were not cleaning your gun. Just admit you were playing with it, because you are a child and think of your gun as a toy.

For those of you who have never owned or cleaned a gun here's how you do it (simplified)

1. Take all ammo out of your gun

2. Check to make sure all ammo is out of your gun.

3. Pull trigger to get gun ready to disassemble.

So there it is, #3. Now, if you werequire getting ready to clean a gun, and had to pull a trigger to do so, wouldn't you point it in a safe direction? Even though I'm positive that there's no bullets in my gun when i clean it, I still take it outside and point it at the ground before pulling the trigger and being ready to take it apart.

So again, they weren't cleaning a gun, they were fondling it like it was their replacement dick.

Lie #2: I forgot it was in my bag.

OK, sorry no.

Toy go to the airport and you think you're sneaky enough to get Tylor death machine on the plane just in case "dem terrists. Ya know dat al keeda. Ya the towelheads"

You dumb fucks didn't forget shit. My pistol is on the cheap end and I wouldn't leave it lying around. That's like leaving a stack of 20''s in the bathroom.

lie #3

I was only trying to scare her

you don't point a gun at anything you don't intend to destroy.

So look, I read gunfail religiously. As a gun owner I need to be very careful so I don't wind up on the list.

Look, if any non gun owner wants to ask me a question, feel free. Going to bed note, but I'll respond tomorrow.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Apr 02, 2017 6:17 pm

Tero wrote:...

Look, if any non gun owner wants to ask me a question, feel free. Going to bed note, but I'll respond tomorrow.
Which is longer: your gun or your cock?
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Re: Idiots

Post by Tero » Sun Apr 02, 2017 9:35 pm

And how long is Trump's gun? I think there is an inverse relationship.
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