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Re: Idiots
I'd have returned fire and taken the fucker out.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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http://www.dailykos.com/story/2017/02/2 ... th-gunfail
Falsehood #1: "I was cleaning my gun and it went off"
no, dipshit, you were not cleaning your gun. Just admit you were playing with it, because you are a child and think of your gun as a toy.
For those of you who have never owned or cleaned a gun here's how you do it (simplified)
1. Take all ammo out of your gun
2. Check to make sure all ammo is out of your gun.
3. Pull trigger to get gun ready to disassemble.
So there it is, #3. Now, if you werequire getting ready to clean a gun, and had to pull a trigger to do so, wouldn't you point it in a safe direction? Even though I'm positive that there's no bullets in my gun when i clean it, I still take it outside and point it at the ground before pulling the trigger and being ready to take it apart.
So again, they weren't cleaning a gun, they were fondling it like it was their replacement dick.
Lie #2: I forgot it was in my bag.
OK, sorry no.
Toy go to the airport and you think you're sneaky enough to get Tylor death machine on the plane just in case "dem terrists. Ya know dat al keeda. Ya the towelheads"
You dumb fucks didn't forget shit. My pistol is on the cheap end and I wouldn't leave it lying around. That's like leaving a stack of 20''s in the bathroom.
lie #3
I was only trying to scare her
you don't point a gun at anything you don't intend to destroy.
So look, I read gunfail religiously. As a gun owner I need to be very careful so I don't wind up on the list.
Look, if any non gun owner wants to ask me a question, feel free. Going to bed note, but I'll respond tomorrow.
Falsehood #1: "I was cleaning my gun and it went off"
no, dipshit, you were not cleaning your gun. Just admit you were playing with it, because you are a child and think of your gun as a toy.
For those of you who have never owned or cleaned a gun here's how you do it (simplified)
1. Take all ammo out of your gun
2. Check to make sure all ammo is out of your gun.
3. Pull trigger to get gun ready to disassemble.
So there it is, #3. Now, if you werequire getting ready to clean a gun, and had to pull a trigger to do so, wouldn't you point it in a safe direction? Even though I'm positive that there's no bullets in my gun when i clean it, I still take it outside and point it at the ground before pulling the trigger and being ready to take it apart.
So again, they weren't cleaning a gun, they were fondling it like it was their replacement dick.
Lie #2: I forgot it was in my bag.
OK, sorry no.
Toy go to the airport and you think you're sneaky enough to get Tylor death machine on the plane just in case "dem terrists. Ya know dat al keeda. Ya the towelheads"
You dumb fucks didn't forget shit. My pistol is on the cheap end and I wouldn't leave it lying around. That's like leaving a stack of 20''s in the bathroom.
lie #3
I was only trying to scare her
you don't point a gun at anything you don't intend to destroy.
So look, I read gunfail religiously. As a gun owner I need to be very careful so I don't wind up on the list.
Look, if any non gun owner wants to ask me a question, feel free. Going to bed note, but I'll respond tomorrow.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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Re: Idiots
Which is longer: your gun or your cock?Tero wrote:...
Look, if any non gun owner wants to ask me a question, feel free. Going to bed note, but I'll respond tomorrow.
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And how long is Trump's gun? I think there is an inverse relationship.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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"Welcome to Svalbard here is your shotgun"
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/ ... ngyearbyen
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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Guy talks about open carry. If you are in a riot or just in a "bad neighborhood," you are already in trouble if you open carry. With a gun in your hand in a riot? Somebody will challenge you.
It's a bit slow, but basically Kyle was there simply to taunt these protesters. As soon as he landed on his ass he was ready to shoot the person that came up to him. He was a teen obviously, so the local people did not fear him as if he was some armed commando trained to do something.
It's a bit slow, but basically Kyle was there simply to taunt these protesters. As soon as he landed on his ass he was ready to shoot the person that came up to him. He was a teen obviously, so the local people did not fear him as if he was some armed commando trained to do something.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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Area man shoots gun and gets arrested.
https://www.1011now.com/2022/02/10/lpd- ... -thursday/
I guess we don't have stand your ground laws here. Or maybe you have to shoot and kill for that to apply.
https://www.1011now.com/2022/02/10/lpd- ... -thursday/
I guess we don't have stand your ground laws here. Or maybe you have to shoot and kill for that to apply.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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Brazil almost like America, for guns.
Lawyer dies after his hidden gun goes off during MRI scan
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... aG5NxAXbmY
Lawyer dies after his hidden gun goes off during MRI scan
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... aG5NxAXbmY
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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He kept his gun while getting an MRI? that's not news, that's a darwin award, plain and simple.
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