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1000 Bikers

Post by cronus » Fri May 22, 2015 2:53 pm

1000 bikers descended on the city. Beer festival too, and no fatalities. Unairworthy Vulcan flying about. No fear. :nono:

http://thelincolnite.co.uk/2015/05/thou ... per-rally/
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri May 22, 2015 3:05 pm

If only it was the US, they'd all be armed to the teeth and a shoot-out would be almost guaranteed! :awesome:
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Re: 1000 Bikers

Post by mistermack » Fri May 22, 2015 3:22 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:If only it was the US, they'd all be armed to the teeth and a shoot-out would be almost guaranteed! :awesome:
Exactly. This is the kind of tragedy that happens, when people are denied their birthright.

It's an embarrassment to bikerhood, and the country.

Especially when you compare it to a proper biker meet recently, in Texas :
The score : 9 dead, 18 injured, 170 arrested. In an argument over parking.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/who ... hs-n361361
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Re: 1000 Bikers

Post by cronus » Fri May 22, 2015 3:55 pm

Putin's bikers with a Russian flag attached to their wheels and dark combat fatigues under their gay leathers going up and down Burton Road here. :nono:
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Post by Hermit » Fri May 22, 2015 4:24 pm

mistermack wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:If only it was the US, they'd all be armed to the teeth and a shoot-out would be almost guaranteed! :awesome:
Exactly. This is the kind of tragedy that happens, when people are denied their birthright
That's what you just don't get when firearms become easily available. I bet our resident D-K posterboy will come along presently and opine that the more bikers shoot each other dead, the better. The problem with that argument is that the ready availability of guns results in fuckwits shooting each other everywhere for the most idiotic reason, simply because they happen to have a firestick within reach. What idiotic reason will suffice? Well, being served a drink containing clam juice instead of tomato juice will do, for example. Just another anecdote, to be sure, but anecdotes like that seem to be mounting at a sufficient rate to become statistically significant, and they are much more easily verified than the nebulous ones John Lotte massaged out of various sources.
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri May 22, 2015 4:34 pm

Adapt or die! Survival of the fittest! Something.. something...
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Post by Svartalf » Fri May 22, 2015 4:43 pm

Hermit wrote:
mistermack wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:If only it was the US, they'd all be armed to the teeth and a shoot-out would be almost guaranteed! :awesome:
Exactly. This is the kind of tragedy that happens, when people are denied their birthright
That's what you just don't get when firearms become easily available. I bet our resident D-K posterboy will come along presently and opine that the more bikers shoot each other dead, the better. The problem with that argument is that the ready availability of guns results in fuckwits shooting each other everywhere for the most idiotic reason, simply because they happen to have a firestick within reach. What idiotic reason will suffice? Well, being served a drink containing clam juice instead of tomato juice will do, for example. Just another anecdote, to be sure, but anecdotes like that seem to be mounting at a sufficient rate to become statistically significant, and they are much more easily verified than the nebulous ones John Lotte massaged out of various sources.
that barman is in need of another job, the guy did look Jewish and you just don't serve clam juice to juwes... the reaction was maybe a bit extreme, but what do you expect when you ask for something kosher and, presumably deliberately, are served something that is not?

As things go, he was either looking for it, or too stupid to do his job properly (like, say, ask if clamato is ok... the guy migh have had major clam allergy instead)
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Post by piscator » Fri May 22, 2015 4:45 pm

50,000 bikers at Sturgis every year. Very little gang violence.

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Post by Hermit » Fri May 22, 2015 5:03 pm

Yes, Svartislav, the reaction was a bit extreme indeed. If the homicidal idiot had not had a gun at his disposal the whole fucking fracas might have maybe resulted in a busted jaw at worst, but more likely in a vociferous swearing tirade. That was my point.
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri May 22, 2015 5:17 pm

I wouldn't have the first fucking clue what not to serve a jew. I'd assume that you can't get a pig cocktail, so that would be the limit of my knowledge. Since when is knowing about superstitious beliefs part of a bartenders job description??
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Post by piscator » Fri May 22, 2015 5:17 pm

Hermit wrote:Yes, Svartislav, the reaction was a bit extreme indeed. If the homicidal idiot had not had a gun at his disposal the whole fucking fracas might have maybe resulted in a busted jaw at worst, but more likely in a vociferous swearing tirade. That was my point.

Or the 100lb pit bull with the head the size of a masonry block could have locked down on the poor guy's windpipe, or nutsack. I'd have probably shot the fucker too, if I felt the least bit like the bar owner was using it as a weapon.

That Clamato bit was a shitty thing to do. Now there's a pit bull in the bar? I'm with the Jew here.

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Re: 1000 Bikers

Post by Svartalf » Fri May 22, 2015 5:20 pm

Hermit wrote:Yes, Svartislav, the reaction was a bit extreme indeed. If the homicidal idiot had not had a gun at his disposal the whole fucking fracas might have maybe resulted in a busted jaw at worst, but more likely in a vociferous swearing tirade. That was my point.
I'm still not for depriving people of guns.... the day this country sinks into civil war, I'll be on the losing side because I can't defend myself... and I have very little faith in our police or military to defend me, the police being untrustworthy and the military dreadfully understaffed.
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri May 22, 2015 5:21 pm

Whoever gets the majority of the armed forces on their side will win any civil war. You need negotiating skills, not marksmen skills.
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Re: 1000 Bikers

Post by Svartalf » Fri May 22, 2015 5:23 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:I wouldn't have the first fucking clue what not to serve a jew. I'd assume that you can't get a pig cocktail, so that would be the limit of my knowledge. Since when is knowing about superstitious beliefs part of a bartenders job description??
Here, it's called being cultured, or if you prefer, knowing the enemy... I'm no Jew but I know things about them, even if I mix up their holy days on a regular basis.
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Re: 1000 Bikers

Post by Svartalf » Fri May 22, 2015 5:24 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:Whoever gets the majority of the armed forces on their side will win any civil war. You need negotiating skills, not marksmen skills.
Being equally inept at both, I'm fucked if things go south.
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