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Re: Only in America

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Post by Tero » Mon Aug 24, 2020 7:33 pm

"We are grateful for the California Supreme Court's unanimous recognition that if the state wishes to put someone to death, it must proceed to trial only with a fairly selected jury. Prosecutors may not rely on a jury specifically organized by the state to return a verdict of death," Gardner said.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/24/us/scott ... index.html

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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Thu Aug 27, 2020 3:24 pm

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You see, I’m just a humble lightweight, magazine-fed semi-automatic rifle; I never expected this kind of outpouring of affection. But time and time again, you’ve shown me how much I matter to you.

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Re: Only in America

Post by Sean Hayden » Thu Sep 03, 2020 6:33 pm

Unarmed Black dad and 10-year-old son returning U-Haul truck are shot at by white couple
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Re: Only in America

Post by JimC » Thu Sep 03, 2020 8:51 pm

Sean Hayden wrote:
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Unarmed Black dad and 10-year-old son returning U-Haul truck are shot at by white couple
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Re: Only in America

Post by Sean Hayden » Thu Sep 03, 2020 9:03 pm

White Florida couple are arrested for shooting at an unarmed black family who were returning their U-Haul at a strip mall because they 'assumed they were trying to steal gas'
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailym ... -Haul.html
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Sep 04, 2020 12:56 am

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Re: Only in America

Post by laklak » Fri Sep 04, 2020 1:53 am

#Floridaman.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Only in America

Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Sep 08, 2020 10:20 pm

Police shoot 13-year-old boy with autism several times after mother calls for help
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nat ... 745028002/

...just how bad is their training, exactly?
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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Thu Sep 10, 2020 2:10 am

They just forgot:
Nationwide in 2019, 4,432 firearms were discovered in carry-on bags at checkpoints across the country, averaging about 12.1 firearms per day. That is approximately a 5% increase nationally in firearm discoveries from the total of 4,239 detected in 2018. Eighty-seven percent of firearms detected at checkpoints last year were loaded, the spokeswoman said.

When an individual shows up at a checkpoint with a firearm, the checkpoint lane comes to a standstill until police resolve the incident. Guns at checkpoints can delay travelers from getting to their gates, she said.
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Sep 23, 2020 3:40 am

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Re: Only in America

Post by laklak » Wed Sep 23, 2020 3:46 am

Is Trump making pregnancy illegal? Excellent, I can't stand the little shitheels. Costing everyone money with their stupid schools, clogging up the road with their stupid buses, BAN THEM, I say!
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Wed Sep 30, 2020 12:05 pm

Did not know that: In Kentucky 18 year olds can carry long rifles aroung, but you have to be 21 to have a pistol. Kid was not 21:
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Re: Only in America

Post by Svartalf » Wed Sep 30, 2020 12:31 pm

laklak wrote:
Wed Sep 23, 2020 3:46 am
Is Trump making pregnancy illegal? Excellent, I can't stand the little shitheels. Costing everyone money with their stupid schools, clogging up the road with their stupid buses, BAN THEM, I say!
remember, no little shitheels, no young and comely nurse to take care of you when you're so old you'll need it.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Fri Oct 16, 2020 5:27 am

"No, no, no, not God bless America. God damn America!" —Reverend Jeremiah Wright

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