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Re: Only in America

Post by laklak » Sat Jun 13, 2020 6:56 pm

Flame throwers, the little fuckers are scared of fire.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Thu Jun 18, 2020 11:48 pm

-that couch is too big, we are not getting it
-I'm not sitting on the wimpy couch for football
-pull over, now!
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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Mon Jul 06, 2020 11:56 am

When Americans that own a pick up run out of cash...
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...they get resourceful.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:37 pm

It probably went:
-it's your turn to clean the refrigerator
-no it's not
-oh yeah? You'll be sorry!
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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Sun Jul 19, 2020 7:15 pm

Couldn't afford a gun? Pastor would be dead now.
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Jul 20, 2020 9:39 am

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Re: Only in America

Post by Svartalf » Mon Jul 20, 2020 9:41 am

:fp2: :lol:
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Re: Only in America

Post by rainbow » Mon Jul 20, 2020 9:43 am

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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Mon Jul 20, 2020 12:52 pm

Trader Joe's critisized for using foreign names in brand names, making them exotic:
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Re: Only in America

Post by Svartalf » Mon Jul 20, 2020 1:05 pm

Will those PC morons never stop being offended at the whistling of the wind?
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Re: Only in America

Post by laklak » Mon Jul 20, 2020 3:36 pm

The sooner we split the country up and send all the whackjobs to Seattle the better for the rest of us. What did Seattle ever do for us other than shitty grunge music and overpriced, burnt coffee?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Only in America

Post by Hermit » Mon Jul 20, 2020 5:20 pm

laklak wrote:
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The sooner we split the country up and send all the whackjobs to Seattle the better for the rest of us. What did Seattle ever do for us other than shitty grunge music and overpriced, burnt coffee?
Split it up by all means, but don't send the whackjobs to Seattle. It's too close to the border. The Canucks are scared enough of you lot as it is.

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Here's a better idea. Herd them into Florida. It's cheaper because over 20 million whackjobs reside there already. Also, it's easier to saw the state off and let it sink in the Atlantic.

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Re: Only in America

Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Jul 20, 2020 6:22 pm

And it looks like a wang.
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Re: Only in America

Post by laklak » Mon Jul 20, 2020 6:50 pm

Yep.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Mon Jul 20, 2020 6:52 pm

We have this feeling about Sweden. But it also makes Finland the testicles.
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