Only in America

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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Tue May 05, 2020 10:52 am

No hole in the mask, though! And you could easily put a mask on the body. So it does not exhale viruses.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Sean Hayden » Sat May 09, 2020 5:23 am

The primary product of pine is pineapple.

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Re: Only in America

Post by Brian Peacock » Sat May 09, 2020 8:58 pm

10/10 for equivocation I guess.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Sun May 10, 2020 8:21 pm

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Guy with bazooka shows up at Subway store.
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Re: Only in America

Post by laklak » Sun May 10, 2020 8:33 pm

:funny: What a fucking moron.
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Re: Only in America

Post by L'Emmerdeur » Mon May 11, 2020 4:14 am

Meh, bazookas. They're OK, but if you want to make a statement nothing says 'bad-ass' like a broomstick and a carved fence post with some hardware attached.


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Re: Only in America

Post by Cunt » Mon May 11, 2020 6:17 am

Tero wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 8:21 pm
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Guy with bazooka shows up at Subway store.
I've carried some unexpected loads home on my back, or my bike.

How would YOU get your bazooka home, are you one of them rich fuckers with a car?

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Re: Only in America

Post by Scot Dutchy » Tue May 12, 2020 10:45 pm

"Wat is het een gezellig boel hier".

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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Fri May 29, 2020 11:51 am

America for you. Average city in the middle, no Chicago, no Minneapolis, no slum (those are in Omaha). You are fixing dinner at home and a bullet hits your shoulder.
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Re: Only in America

Post by JimC » Fri May 29, 2020 9:06 pm

Clearly guilty of reporting the news while black:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-05-29/ ... s/12302624
The Minnesota State Patrol have arrested a CNN reporter reporting live on television while covering the Minneapolis protests, without giving any reason, leading him and three crew members away in handcuffs.

Black reporter Omar Jimenez had just shown a protester being arrested when about half a dozen white police officers surrounded him.

CNN's Josh Campbell, who was also reporting in the area but not standing with the on-air crew, said he was also approached by police but was allowed to remain.

"I identified myself … they said, 'OK, you're permitted to be in the area," said Campbell, who is white.

"I was treated much differently than [Jimenez] was."
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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Fri May 29, 2020 9:51 pm

But he was reporting news while black!
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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Sat Jun 13, 2020 6:32 am

"His primary rules were: never allow the public to cool off; never admit a fault or wrong; never concede that there may be some good in your enemy; never leave room for alternatives; never accept blame; concentrate on one enemy at a time and blame him for everything that goes wrong; people will believe a big lie sooner than a little one; and if you repeat it frequently enough people will sooner or later believe it." —From the OSS’s psychological profile of Adolf Hitler

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Re: Only in America

Post by laklak » Sat Jun 13, 2020 2:27 pm

I don't think they need the MRAPs, but a semi-automatic M16 is an AR15, something a hell of a lot of civilians own and are standard issue in many police departments. Sheriff cars here are generally equipped with either an AR15 or 12 gauge shotgun.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Cunt » Sat Jun 13, 2020 4:09 pm

laklak wrote:
Sat Jun 13, 2020 2:27 pm
I don't think they need the MRAPs, but a semi-automatic M16 is an AR15, something a hell of a lot of civilians own and are standard issue in many police departments. Sheriff cars here are generally equipped with either an AR15 or 12 gauge shotgun.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Sat Jun 13, 2020 6:45 pm

The rifles are understandable (unfortunately), but grenade launchers? What are school police doing with grenade launchers? That's just ridiculous. Everyone knows that to properly police school children, you need a small fleet of M1 Abrams main battle tanks. :nono:
"His primary rules were: never allow the public to cool off; never admit a fault or wrong; never concede that there may be some good in your enemy; never leave room for alternatives; never accept blame; concentrate on one enemy at a time and blame him for everything that goes wrong; people will believe a big lie sooner than a little one; and if you repeat it frequently enough people will sooner or later believe it." —From the OSS’s psychological profile of Adolf Hitler

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