Only in America

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Re: Only in America

Post by JimC » Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:33 am

Turner ended up shooting his girlfriend five times and his girlfriend’s son once. They suffered serious but not life-threatening injuries.
Piss-poor shooting... :tea:
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Re: Only in America

Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Apr 30, 2019 1:10 pm

It's important to defend the honor of the brand of car you drive.
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Re: Only in America

Post by laklak » Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:05 pm

What a fucking douchebag. Everybody knows Mopar beats the fuck out of GM or Ford. Only pussies drive those things.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Only in America

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Apr 30, 2019 11:33 pm

That there's fightin' talk.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Joe » Wed May 01, 2019 1:23 am

Dis my car, I don't give a crap. If I didn't need one, I wouldn't own one. :lay:
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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Fri May 03, 2019 2:47 am

Florida's response to the Marjory Stoneman Douglas shooting? More guns!

Florida lawmakers pass bill expanding program that allows teachers to carry guns
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-ho ... 019-05-02/
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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Tue May 07, 2019 6:57 am

"The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots." ―H.L. Mencken

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Re: Only in America

Post by Joe » Wed May 08, 2019 1:09 am

Seabass wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 6:57 am
Yep, my little girls are grown women now, and they know all this. At gift giving times, they both send me lists so I can buy them what they want.

Neither has asked for a firearm. They're smart ladies.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Thu May 09, 2019 3:52 am

This dude was prepared. For what, god only knows, but he was prepared as fuck for it.

Massive cache of 1,000 guns seized from Bel-Air mansion during ATF raid
https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la- ... story.html

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Re: Only in America

Post by JimC » Thu May 09, 2019 4:26 am

Those photos would give Seth an orgasm... :tea:
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Re: Only in America

Post by pErvinalia » Thu May 09, 2019 5:20 am

They finally caught up with Seth...
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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Fri May 10, 2019 1:55 am

"All teachers receive 10 paid days of medical leave a year in the San Francisco United School District. If a teacher needs more time, they can get another 100 sick days -- at a price. Under a 1976 California law, the cost for the substitute teacher will be deducted from the teacher's salary."
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Re: Only in America

Post by Sean Hayden » Fri May 10, 2019 4:23 am

That can't be true, and since the 70s? --no way, some mistake.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Rum » Fri May 10, 2019 6:03 am

Sean Hayden wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 4:23 am
That can't be true, and since the 70s? --no way, some mistake.
https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la- ... story.html

Seems to be what happens when teachers run out of all their available sick leave.

I’m a big fan of America, but you know sometimes you guys can be so fucked up.

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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Sat May 11, 2019 9:34 pm

This woman would still be alive today if she'd also married a good husband with a gun to protect her from her bad husband with a gun.
Man, 73, killed ‘disrespectful’ wife then told neighbors, police say

De Baere, with blood spattered on his legs and boxer shorts, told police he and his wife had been arguing over her interactions with a former coworker when De Baere took issue with “the way that she was talking to him,” his arrest report said.

De Baere told her to stop but she kept speaking to him disrespectfully, De Baere told police, so he got his Taurus .38-caliber revolver, stood over his wife and took aim.

"She still would not listen to him,” the report said.

From a distance of about three feet, De Baere intentionally shot his wife in the face “one or two times,” the report said.

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/brow ... story.html
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