Only in America
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Re: Only in America
Click it. Trust me, just click it and watch the video.
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Does not exist. A great link.Seabass wrote: ↑Sun Jul 15, 2018 5:04 amClick it. Trust me, just click it and watch the video.
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It existed for me.
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Re: Only in America
In the sense of abstract Platonic forms?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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I guess the guy had to take it down. It was a clip from Sacha Baron Cohen's new tv show in which he gets a bunch of Republicans to endorse arming kindergartners with guns so they can defend themselves against mass shooters.
http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in ... -inaugural
http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in ... -inaugural
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Today's Vibrio goes to Earle Stevens Jr. Earle was stopped in Vero Beach for DUI but said he was not drinking and driving, he only drank his Jim Beam when at a stop light or stop sign. Earle blew a 0.153, about twice the legal limit. Earle also did not have a drivers license. Well done, Earle, for keeping up the finest Florida Man traditions.
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He seems 'armless enough.laklak wrote:Today's Vibrio Award goes to Jonathan Crenshaw, a homeless, armless Miami native. He stabbed a tourist from Chicago twice with a pair of scissors that he held between his feet, then ran away. Exactly how he accomplished this acrobatic feet was not reported. Surprisingly, Crenshaw has an extensive criminal record.
https://www.aol.com/article/news/2018/0 ... /23480050/
Judging from his picture Mr. Crenshaw was not a winner in life's genetic lottery.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Cohen’s satire:
That's what he does in the last and longest segment — the one you'll be hearing about — in which he poses as an Israeli "terrorism expert" named Col. Erran Morad who's pitching a program called "Kinderguardians." The Kinderguardians program, he says to those whose support he's seeking, trains children as young as three or four to carry guns in school to protect against school shootings.
https://www.npr.org/sections/monkeysee/ ... is-america
That's what he does in the last and longest segment — the one you'll be hearing about — in which he poses as an Israeli "terrorism expert" named Col. Erran Morad who's pitching a program called "Kinderguardians." The Kinderguardians program, he says to those whose support he's seeking, trains children as young as three or four to carry guns in school to protect against school shootings.
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Here is the video.
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Skip to 2:00 for the main gig...
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Re: Only in America
Interesting. Something I've occasionally wondered about - what must is be like wondering if anyone walking by you in the street might pull out a gun.
The only time I have ever felt unsafe actually out and about in the UK was unavoidably having to walk through Brixton (outer London rough area) - and then nothing happened anyway.
Also interesting that she describes the mindset/outlook she describes staying with you even in well to do 'safe' areas.
Re: Only in America
Yeah, the fear thing is quite real. So many Americans completely overestimate their chances of being victims of crime. It's way out of step with reality.
Most of our neighborhoods are just fine, even with all the gun ownership.
Most of our neighborhoods are just fine, even with all the gun ownership.
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My kids babysat the neighbor’s kids once. The kids had talked of daddy’s gun in the garage. They never babysat again.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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