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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:45 pm

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Re: Only in America

Post by Sean Hayden » Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:55 pm

Yeah, I figured you were joking.

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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Mon Mar 18, 2019 12:51 am

Not the Onion:

Bill would require some Missourians to own an AR-15

Missouri representative wants every resident to own an AR-15
Andrew McDaniel (R-Deering) is purposing the McDaniel Militia Act, which requires every person between 18 and 35 years of age who can legally possess a firearm to own an AR-15.

Under his proposal, there would also be a tax credit for individuals who purchase a firearm.
And yes, of course he's a Republican...
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Re: Only in America

Post by Svartalf » Mon Mar 18, 2019 12:58 am

militia act... I wonder how the people will take to being shanghaied into a militia, that kind of stuff is a thing of the past and even conscription/the draft are no longer accepted by the population at large, looks like somebody will have to work real hard to get reelected ... I mean, it's one thing to be allowed to own toys, it's another to be required by law to own something, bought at your own expense, whether you like it or not... wonder what the ultra pacifist denoms, like the JW will make of it.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Forty Two » Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:58 am

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Post by BarnettNewman » Mon Mar 18, 2019 1:26 pm

Svartalf wrote:militia act... I wonder how the people will take to being shanghaied into a militia, that kind of stuff is a thing of the past and even conscription/the draft are no longer accepted by the population at large, looks like somebody will have to work real hard to get reelected ... I mean, it's one thing to be allowed to own toys, it's another to be required by law to own something, bought at your own expense, whether you like it or not... wonder what the ultra pacifist denoms, like the JW will make of it.
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Re: Only in America

Post by JimC » Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:57 pm

The college admissions scandal has many ramifications, and many implications for American society. Here is an excellent article from our ABC: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-03-21/ ... l/10918884

Some highlights:
"The irony of college admissions in the US is that it's the great equaliser in theory, and in principle, it's the great stratifier," said Richard Reeves, a Senior Fellow at the Brookings Institution who studies inequality and social mobility.

"It actually is quite true that if you get to go to a good college, and get through, your life chances are transformed. The problem is, who's going through?"
For many Americans, the scandal confirms fears that the country's upper class is stealing opportunity from the rest of the population.

It's also a serious challenge to the pull-yourself-up-by-the-bootstraps belief that an American's success or failure is theirs alone.
Putting outright bribery aside, there are two levels of unfairness to the college admissions, Mr Reeves explains.

First, Reeves said, assume two candidates are equal in talent but the admissions counsellor is blind to their economic backgrounds.

"They're still going to skew towards the most affluent students," Mr Reeves said. "They've been to better schools; they've paid for private tutors. They look better prepared for the race before the race even starts."
Some of the elite colleges fight back against this kind of bias with affirmative action programs designed to preference those with disadvantaged backgrounds. But not all US colleges have to publish data on this, so it's tough to gauge whether it's working.

The second level of unfairness is like "bribery done in the light of day," Mr Reeves said.

"If the parents of an applicant have made donations to the college they will receive preferential treatment.

"There's also legacy preferences. Most of the top schools offer a non-trivial leg-up to relatives of people who went to the college themselves."

Taken together, these factors have caused a giant schism in a college admissions system that outwardly claims it's based on merit.

One group of researchers found that students from the wealthiest 1 per cent are 77 times more likely to go to a top school than those in the bottom 20 per cent.
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I'm not claiming the US is alone amongst western nations in this issue, although it's demonstrably obscene levels of disparity between rich and poor (more extreme than most) suggest that this shadow class system is worse than most.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:17 pm

Yehbut even poor people own refrigerators, Jim! :prof:
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Mar 21, 2019 1:19 am

:lol:

And the poor would live like kings in Asia and Africa. Why don't they move there?
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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Thu Mar 21, 2019 3:15 am

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Only in America

Post by BarnettNewman » Thu Mar 21, 2019 1:19 pm

Tero wrote:
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Lone liberal posting on Foxnews story
https://www.foxnews.com/world/new-zeala ... que-attack
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These guys would lose their shit over the regulatory requirements, least of which is strict storage.

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Re: Only in America

Post by Joe » Thu Mar 21, 2019 6:13 pm

The stupid; it burns!
Fox News contributor Katie Pavlich attempted to counter Senator Elizabeth Warren’s call to discuss the injustices of slavery, and its lasting systemic impact on generations of African-Americans, by claiming that the United States does not get “enough credit” for ending slavery.

While discussing reparations to descendents of enslaved people on Fox News’ "Outnumbered" on Tuesday, Ms Pavlich claimed that the US was the first country to abolish slavery.

“They keep blaming America for the sin of slavery but the truth is, throughout human history, slavery existed, and America came along as the first country to end it within 150 years,” she said. “And we get no credit for that to move forward and try to make good on that.”
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Re: Only in America

Post by Sean Hayden » Thu Mar 21, 2019 6:38 pm

See what happens when you take God out of the classroom, the kids don't learn! :lay:

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Re: Only in America

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Mar 21, 2019 6:45 pm

Seabass wrote:
Mon Mar 18, 2019 12:51 am
Not the Onion:

Bill would require some Missourians to own an AR-15

Missouri representative wants every resident to own an AR-15
Andrew McDaniel (R-Deering) is purposing the McDaniel Militia Act, which requires every person between 18 and 35 years of age who can legally possess a firearm to own an AR-15.

Under his proposal, there would also be a tax credit for individuals who purchase a firearm.
And yes, of course he's a Republican...
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Re: Only in America

Post by L'Emmerdeur » Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:48 pm

I doubt that this phenomenon is limited to the US. Perhaps only in America is it tracked.

'America’s drunk shopping habit balloons to $39.4 billion'
Load up (drank), browse though (drank), click on (drank), check out (drank). No, these aren’t the lyrics to Kendrick Lamar’s 2012 single “Swimming Pools (Drank)” but the buying habits for million of Americans.

More than a quarter (26%) of Americans admit to shopping under the influence, totaling some 53.4 million people, according to the latest Drunk Shopping survey from finder.com, an annual survey of roughly 2,000 American adults about their boozed buying habits.

While the number of people buying items after drinking is on the way down compared to last year, how much they’re spending is way up. Collectively, Americans spent $39.4 billion on drunk purchases in the past 12 months, up from last year’s $30.43 billion.

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